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Bitchy Survivor Blog
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The blog where I judge each and every tribe member unapologetically and with an acid tongue.
Recent Posts
As American As Elton John
Elton John and Bernie Taupin wrote a song in 1972 entitled "Rocket Man". Supposedly it was based on a Ray Bradbury short story about an astronaut who leaves home to do his job in outer space. Some say the song is really about getting high and escapi...
The Eye Of The Tiger
Yesterday was Thanksgiving and I made it a point to count all of my many blessings (to be later pie charted and evaluated for maximum gloating). In addition to my abundance of charm, I was thankful for Shakira, oars large enough to stir my bathtub gi...
The Day Of Reckoning
Yesterday was one of those days where each event that took place was even weirder than the next. Perhaps the planets were aligned into the shape of a mullet. I'm sure you felt it. That tangible electrical charge that coursed through your veins while ...
Survivor 20 Cast Revealed!
Heaven has smiled down on me today my friends. It's as if unicorns and fairies fluttered down from the clouds, sat on my lap, stroked my hair, and said, "Today we make all your dreams come true." Bliss, I tell you, pure bliss. What in the sam hell am...
Behold Satan\'s Mullet!
Some people would argue that the greatest invention of all time was the Printing Press or maybe something like the disposable diaper. I, however, am more inclined to appreciate the genius that is air conditioning, reality television, Jem (she's truly...
Who\'s Erik?
Yesterday a strange phenomenon took place here in the bustling metropolis that is Northern Virgina. It rained while it was sunny outside. I love it when this happens because not only does rain seem to materialize out of thin air, but something lifts ...

