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Blackout is the New Pink
http://blackoutisthenewpink.wordpress.com
As a 20 year-old college student, I have mastered the art of bitching, bullshitting, and blacking out. Unfortunately, none of the aforementioned things deserve medals.
Recent Posts
“Being a fan of a movie before it gets popular is one of the most important things you can do with your life.”
“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people.” Posted in Humor Tagged: funny, funny pictures, hipsters, indie, movie poster ...
“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”
Budget Christmas Presents Tried and true. Recession iPhone Cases! 10 for $7.99! Christmas...bush? It could be collectible one day. For when the romance has ended. You're welcome. No fruitcake. No exceptions. Family size. Drink the pain away, all fo...
“All the world’s a stage? Or the world is my oyster? I need to know so I can wear the right shoes.”
Tim Siedell (@badbanana), perhaps the cleverest Tweeter in the game, was recently interviewed by the authors of Think2Design. Unfortunately, having no pull, I am unable to score sitdowns with celebrities (even of the homemade, Twitter/YouTube variety...
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
Posted in Food, Humor, Life Tagged: fast food, flowchart, funny pictures, Humor, Steven Wright quotes ...
“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”
Surely I am not the only one who has fallen victim of volatile fall weather. You leave your apartment in Uggs and two Northfaces replete with scarves, mittens, and other winter wonderland paraphernalia. Your en route to class and it’s pleasan...
“Would you like fries with that?”
I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to “still be friends.” He said, “No thanks.” She wondered why he couldn’t fall back to being just friends after they had a romantic relationship. I came u...

