Recent Posts Tagged With 'blazer dancers'

• I Heart 2009-10 Miami Heat Dancers

  Posted on Tuesday December 8th, 2009 at 13:41 in blazer dancers

  We gave the 2009-10 Miami Heat Dancers a ton of love in our NBA dance team rankings earlier this year based a lot on their history and now that pictures are finally starting to come out, we were spot on.  And more recently, they unveiled their...

• Blazer Dancers Go OFF in Dressing Room

  Posted on Saturday December 5th, 2009 at 12:00 in blazer dancers

  Watch this and tell me what the hell Cristi is doing in the background.  She would be the blonde that's actually dressed out in her dancer outfit for the night.  You...go...girl. ...

• Blazer Dancers Shine in Silver or Black Boy Shorts

  Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 22:53 in blazer dancers

  Nobody appreciates NBA dancer boy shorts quite like we do.  Proof of that statement here and again here.  And "your" Blazer Dancers refused to disappoint us this year with a couple new versions of our favorite male inspired bottom.  ...

• Blazer Dancers Because We Love Them

  Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 22:15 in blazer dancers

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• Former Suns Dancer is Miss Arizona

  Posted on Thursday November 19th, 2009 at 14:53 in blazer dancers

  We should clarify that title.  "Former Arizona State and Suns Dancer is Miss Arizona."  Yep, Brittany Bell, a one-time Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the Week honoree took home an even bigger trophy this past weekend.  She will no...

• Celtics Dancers - Making Kilts Even Naughtier

  Posted on Sunday November 8th, 2009 at 15:35 in blazer dancers

  Now if only these ladies had dropped these outfits before we released our NBA Dancer Rankings, they might have cracked the top 5.  Especially with Ms. Ashley up above.  Anyone else speechless?  Someone give her an award for...well an...

• Blazer Dancers Work the New Silver Boy Shorts

  Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 14:38 in blazer dancers

  The Blazer Dancers, as they do every year, dropped some fantastic new outfits that have the boys' hearts pumpin'. In fact, these new outfits are so on point, that I'm really starting to regret the ranking I gave them just a week or so ago. For thos...

• Blazer Dancer Melissa Snags Free Ford Fusion?

  Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 16:35 in blazer dancers

  Damn.  That's all I have to say after seeing this video of Blazer Dancer Melissa rolling up in her brand new Ford Fusion.  I'm still deciding if I believe that Ford actually gave this to her or if it is a part of her job as a Blazer Dancer....

• Nuggets Dancers Go White After Labor Day

  Posted on Monday November 2nd, 2009 at 22:40 in blazer dancers

  In a recent trip to China and Taiwan, the Denver Nuggets Dancers put on a little show during exhibitions featuring their Nuggets, the Indiana Pacers, and the Utah Jazz.  And look, even Larry Bird approves!  Of course, we are having troubl...

• Nuggets Dancers...Amusing Sweaty 13 Year Olds Daily

  Posted on Thursday October 29th, 2009 at 13:08 in blazer dancers

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• Ranking the 2009-10 NBA Dance Teams

  Posted on Thursday October 22nd, 2009 at 21:00 in blazer dancers

  Enough with the preseason player and team rankings!  It's time to begin our 2009-10 coverage of every man's fan's favorite aspect to the NBA, the dance teams. 1.  Phoenix Suns Dancers 2.  Miami Heat Dancers 3.  Washington W...

• Jerryd Bayless is an Excellent Coach

  Posted on Wednesday October 14th, 2009 at 19:29 in blazer dancers

  Came across this fantastic photo which includes 3 of my favorite things: basketball, Blazers and dance teams. Can somebody sign me up for the next Adidas basketball camp? Notice that Brook Lopez is actually watching the shot while Bayless is...wel...

• Denver Nuggets Dancers in China

  Posted on Friday October 9th, 2009 at 14:10 in blazer dancers

  In order to prove that our love of NBA dance teams spreads beyond that of just the Blazer Dancers, we bring you the 2009-10 Denver Nuggets Dance Team.  We covered plenty of their antics last year and will formally guarantee to continue that as...

• FIBA Eurobasket 2009 Cheerleaders - Red Foxes

  Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 22:31 in blazer dancers

  Aside from the slew of Blazers playing in the 2009 FIBA Eurobasket tourney, we kept looking for some other reason to pay attention to any of it.  Well, we've found it and it's a hell of a lot more obvious than we had imagined.  The cheerl...

• 2009-10 Blazer Dancers - Announcement Party

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 14:15 in blazer dancers

  Please welcome your 2009-10 Blazer Dancers squad (sans Melissa)!  No idea why she always seems to be absent from these events, but the squad still looks fantastic even without her.  Am I counting 7 new girls to this year's group?  &n...

• Blazer Dancers - The Sweet 16 Season 2 - Schedule

  Posted on Friday September 11th, 2009 at 16:43 in blazer dancers

  Season 2 of this wonderful show premiered on Tuesday!  And we missed it.  Lucky for us, it aired again Wednesday! Then Thursday!  We still missed them all.  Seriously, what is wrong with us? Fortunately for you all, it airs just ...

• Blazer Dancers Invade China!

  Posted on Monday August 31st, 2009 at 13:43 in blazer dancers

  Nice to see that our beloved Blazer Dancers also get some work in the off-season.  They headed to China to see the sights, perform a little, and even pose with...Jordan Farmar?  I'm sure there is some Portland city ordinance that forbids a...

• 2009-10 Blazer Dancers Team Announced!

  Posted on Monday July 27th, 2009 at 15:56 in blazer dancers

  On Saturday, the finalists for next year's Blazer Dancers squad took to the stage at the Winningstad Theater, performing in front of family and friends to decide who would make the 16 lady team for the 2009-10 season.  After all 35 finalists ha...

• Laker Girls Auditions 2009 - Video

  Posted on Wednesday July 22nd, 2009 at 06:16 in blazer dancers

  We reminded you last Friday that the Blazer Dancers auditions were taking place and to no surprise, it looks like many other NBA dance squads are auditioning for their 2009 teams as well.  A league-wide fan favorite team has always been the Lake...

• Blazer Dancer Auditions Reminder! This Weekend!

  Posted on Friday July 17th, 2009 at 15:39 in blazer dancers

  A quick reminder that the 2009-10 Blazer Dancer auditions are taking place this weekend! Time:  July 18 and 19 - Registration at 8:30AM Place:  University of Portland Chiles Center When you show up, make sure you bring a head and full bo...

• Blazer Dancer Kassi and the PG Bachelorette Party

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 22:16 in blazer dancers

  Well men, you can now take one Blazer Dancer off of your list.  Kassi (aka Kass aka Kasserole) just polished off a warm little bachelorette party with her fellow dancers in what appears to be somewhere a hell of a lot more tropical than the gre...

• Blazer Dancers Auditions 2009-10 - July 18-19

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 18:25 in blazer dancers

  Ladies, your opportunity to become a Blazer Dancer next season is just around the corner.  Actually, it's next Saturday and Sunday!  Remember last year's auditions included that fantastic series on Comcast SportsNet.  We definitely ha...