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The Afterparty: Blazers/Magic/Heat Games 28 and 29
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. A tale of two completely different 4th quarters? On Saturday night, we saw one of the oddest coaching m...
The Afterparty: Suns/Blazers Game 27
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Last night, Jerryd Bayless pulled off things that few Blazers have ever done. He was so remarkable, tha...
The Pre-Funk: Suns vs. Blazers 12/17
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... I seriously have nothing to write abou...
The Afterparty: Kings/Blazers Game 26
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. I'm officially taking credit for the re-emergence of LaMarcus Aldridge. You damn right I am. Afte...
The Pre-Funk: Kings vs. Blazers 12/15
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... The fact that the Blazers don't even h...
The Afterparty: Blazers/Cavaliers Game 24
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Let's just go ahead and pin this game on LaMarcus Aldridge. Critiquing and blasting Aldridge is likely ...
The Pre-Funk: Blazers at Cavaliers 12/11
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Yahoo's team report for the Cavaliers ...
The Afterparty: Blazers/Pacers Game 23
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Not sure if anyone is keeping track, but "your" Portland Trail Blazers are now 2-1 without Greg Oden! O...
The Pre-Funk: Blazer at Pacers 12/9
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... This might be the only win we'll see a...
The Afterparty: Blazers/Knicks Game 22
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. One less player and coach and the exact same result we've come to expect: uncontested jumpers, uncontes...
The Pre-Funk: Blazers at Knicks 12/7
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Nice of the New York Knicks to catch f...
The Afterparty: Rockets/Blazers Game 21
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Not really in the mood for a big drawn out recap or analysis after this game. Even with Roy taking down...
The Pre-Funk: Rockets vs. Blazers 12/5
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Sitting at 12-5, the Blazers were star...
The Afterparty: Heat/Blazers Game 20
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. If there is one positive note to take away from this 3-game losing streak, it's that the Blazers can look at ...
The Pre-Funk: Heat vs. Blazers 12/1
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... How do you beat the Miami Heat? ...
No Pre-Funk: Blazers at Jazz 11/28
This is me failing at my obligations of bringing you the most random and sporadic Blazers game day coverage around. I promise we'll be back in full swing tomorrow once this loooooooooooooooong holiday weekend comes to a close. As a quick thoug...
The Pre-Funk: Grizzlies vs. Blazers 11/27
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Something about Memphis just makes me ...
The Pre-Funk: Nets vs. Blazers 11/25
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... The New Jersey Nets swing into Portlan...
The Afterparty: Bulls/Blazers Game 16
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Andre Miller +30 in 26 minutes. Recap over? After the starting lineup change against Minnesota which s...
The Pre-Funk: Bulls vs. Blazers 11/23
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... The Blazers stand at 10-5 right now an...
A Weekend Away Poem
Taking a break before the holidays begin with a quick trip away, So we won't have an "Afterparty" or "Pre-Funk" today. There are many things to be upset about, Especially after watching McMillan's mustard suit shout. The Warriors as we all kn...
The Pre-Funk: Blazers at Warriors 11/20
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Life as a Golden State Warrior fan pre...
The Afterparty: Pistons/Blazers Game 13
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. It's too late in the day now to give you some deeply thought out recap as the next game is almost upon us, bu...
The Pre-Funk: Pistons vs. Blazers 10/18
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Now that the Pistons have rid themselv...
The Afterparty: Blazers/Hawks Game 12
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Choke? Collapse? Fold? Crumple? Wilt? Buckle? Any other words to describe...
The Pre-Funk: Blazers at Hawks 11/16
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... You thought "your" Trail Blazers were ...
The Afterparty: Blazers/Hornets Game 10
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. The 8 point difference in the box score doesn't necessarily represent the full gamut here. The Bla...
The Pre-Funk: Blazers at Hornets 11/13
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Firing Byron Scott is sort of an odd d...
The Afterparty: Blazers/TWolves Game 9
A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Best start since the 1999-2000 season? Weren't we all just freaking the hell out a week ago? ...
The Pre-Funk: Blazers at Timberwolves 11/11
The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest. We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... If you thought Minnesota looked D-Leag...
