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Completely Humiliating Hair
It's okay. Go ahead and LYAO. Seriously, it's cool. Laugh.This is the worst hairdo of all time. OF ALL TIME! And the fact that I'm 14 in this picture doesn't even make it any better.At 14, I had a har...
Mole Woe
I almost always crop it out of pictures these days, because to me it's like a BIG BRIGHT FLASHING STROBE LIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FOREHEAD. And I don't care for it at all.See my mole, see what I mean...
Wasting $29.95 Was Worth It
I'm writing this as a follow up to my last post, ready?If it weren't for my unflappably buoyant optimism, then I might be really irritated that this eHarmony adventure cost me almost thirty bucks.The ...
I'm Not in a Blog Funk
Wow, I can't believe it's been so long since I did this. Almost a whole week! Unbelievable.I remember the good ol' days, when I could hammer out a new post everyday. Or, at least every other day. I wi...
A Bad Case of the Mundanes
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Some Stuff, and Stuff
Yesterday, about five minutes before quitting time, a tornado formed over my office. I was looking out the window at the lake, the wind was blowing about 100 mph across it. Then, in an instant, the wi...
Our Trip to the Museum's Gore Fest
We went to see the Our Body: The Universe Within exhibit at the science museum. I would like to tell you that it was indeed fascinating, yet also the most grotesque experience of my life.If you haven'...
The Shot That Broke My New Camera
In a tragic turn of events, somehow this precious shot of the 'pee pee dance' managed to break my new camera. I have no idea what happened... it just froze up, and then it was dead. It's still froz...
Horoscope Accuracy
My horoscope today:'Something weird will catch your eye today. You will find yourself attractedto this weird thing like a magnet is attracted to a refrigerator door. They saybeauty is in the eye of th...
Huh?
Today, I walked into Starbucks to pick up a child support check from myexhusband. (of 4 years)Upon sight of me, he exclaims -'Hey everyone, this is my ex wife!!'He handed me a check, and I walked out....
Here's The Deal
I haven't posted anything since last Thursday. I haven't even posted my last Leap of Faith yet.I'm experiencing some VERY HEAVY lurking, I also seem to have a VERY CREEPY stalker now... and I'm mor...
When Mom is Sick, Booby Trap Your Brothers Room.
Noah has been staying with my Mom, so he wouldn't get sick, and because I couldn't take care of him. Jackson has been sick too, but has also been left to his own devices. Jackson removed this sign fro...
Move Over Cupid, Make Way for the Tooth Fairy
The boy keeps losing teeth, tonight he pulled the wiggliest one all by himself. Notice the blood, he is really proud of that blood.Last week Jackson had to have a tooth pulled at the dentist, and ton...
Rage
I'm ready to break stuff. I'm throwing all of my cool away... it's super early in the morning and I've been up all night with sick kids.How is it that two boys can wake up perfectly healthy yesterday,...
My Own Inconvenient Truth
I have lots of balls to keep in the air, and I think I do a great job! But, I have a dirty little secret... an inconvenient disorder known as 'unorganized.''Unorganized' wreaks havoc on my sanity some...
I Have an Applicable Aura
(I know that these are corny. But, I've never done one before, and then loved what I found when I did. So, I thought I'd share.)Your Aura is VioletIdealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and idea...
I Don't Like My Blog Anymore
I feel like by writing about this on Blogger that the FBI, CIA, FDA, OPEC, and Warren Commission are all going to swing into action and take me out of the blogosphere for voicing my opposition. I'm su...
When a House is Not a Home
I've lived in more houses than anyone else on the planet. Just since age 18, I think I can count 18 residences. The funny thing is that all I have ever really wanted is a home. A home in the idyllic s...
I Got Your Resolutions Right Here, Baby!
Obligatory New Year resolutions are not something I subscribe to. I can't say that I have ever made one. I feel no shame in saying that, I don't run with the masses.Today though, I started thinking ab...
Speaking of Dreams
Last night I dreamed, no kidding, that I was at Fussy's house, and Momo was there too. And were making biscuits to celebrate the New Year. Fussy has a beautiful kitchen. And Momo and I were making a m...
The Ice Storm
Oklahoma is in the middle of a huge ice storm. I've been without electricity for almost two whole days, on and off, mostly off. Over 400,000 people in the city are without power. Everything is covered...
Bowing Out
There once was a blog called Conceptual Drudgery, the link is still sitting over there in my Blogs of Love. If you click on it, you will notice that the blog is now gone though.I loved this blog. It w...
The Death of my Woody
This is the original Woody doll. Circa 1996ish Purchased at a garage sale, before my oldest son was born. Woody was Jackson's first, and most cherished toy...just like in the movie! I even have ...
The Gods of Sabotage and Irony Frown on my Shoes
Unbeknownst to me as to why . . .but it's clear that my shoes are destined to fates worse than death. I've dealt with the omen in silence for years. It's trickled down to my kids shoes now, and it's b...
Most Random Factoids
I have been tagtasticized. I know two incredibly great people, who are also bloggers, they each tagged me for the same MEME, about ten years ago. I have been rude, rude, rude, to not do them yet! So, ...
Healthy Addiction? Weird Addiction!
Day 7 : NoGoFloPoMo Noah is addicted to granola bars.This kid is crazy about granola bars! He begs for them! He cries for them! Everyday, all day, he could, and would, eat granola bars if I let him. A...
Piper? Like the Pied Piper?
Day 5 : NaBloPoMo!Piper, Piperoo, Piperoni, Pippy, Pipper, Pipe, Pipes, Pipe Dag, Crack Pipe, Pipper Magoo, Piper the Diaper Wiper, Pupek, Pooper, Pipie, Pipperoo, Pied Piper . . . shall I go on? Red,...
Fall Arrives TODAY
Day 4 : NoBloPoMoOklahoma is the State where the weather happens all at once. Tornado's, out of nowhere! Crazy wind storms! Hurricanes *pause* here! Feets of flooding, in a matter of minutes. In Oklah...
Pulling Teeth By Day 3
Day 3 : NoBlammoPo (?) Posting for the sake of posting.Can you dig this vintage comic book cover? I found it on Fanboy. It makes me happy.Tomorrow is Monday. http://rpc.technorati.com/rpc/ping...
Communication Breakdown
Day 2 : NoBlammoPo? In today's post, you will read a factual, nearly verbatim, conversation between and a Mom and her eight year old boy. At the end of this post . . . you will be able to see why I am...