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Objections?
I never expected this… I prayed for it… every day… for years… moreso over the last several months… You can say, “Nothing else matters,” and...
Asshat of the Day: That Stupid Ass Brother I Don’t Have
Ya know, it’d be nice to ignore the son of a bitch — ya know, the “brother” who “loves” me, but continues the ridiculous contact despite my repeatedly aski...
You Might be a Narcissist If…
Everyone knows that Wildcats come from Kentucky and they’ve heard plenty of Jeff Foxworthy jokes. BUT… if every single sentence on your blog contains the word “I,” you might be...
Vote, or Shut the Hell Up
One of the things you learn to stop doing when you move to another country is bitching about politics. You’re an immigrant, an outsider, and in most cases, you can’t hope to und...
Most Obnoxious Blogger?
Right now, we’re at the bottom of Page 7 in the “Most Obnoxious Blogger” Category in the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Hell, I’m not even sure which one of...
Most Corrupt Country in the World?
And the winner is… New Zealand! After all, how can you trust a country which touts the “largest inland lake in the world, mate?” “The deepest trench in...
Asshat of the Day: The Owner of Rhino Linings of Knoxville and Mr. Transmission #337
It has come to my attention that some business or business owners rather are not worth fooling with. The owner of these two companies is one of those people. He cannot seem to pay for things...
Back Where I Belong
Everyone can talk about their favorite place in the world, but my favorite place is in Knoxville, Tennessee, wherever Mark is. When I look back, I don’t know why I didn’t come sooner. It s...
Picking Up Strays
Tonight, I found a stray Wildcat. She’s here to stay. Apparently, that last photo did it… *evil grin* Other Posts You Might Enjoy: At the End of the Rainbow ...
Reboot, Restart and Re-Cycle?
Twenty years, and it’s back to this? No… Just pissing off neighbors for a while… Other Posts You Might Enjoy: The Drama is Over What I Would Tell Blue October Ass...
Devolution
The entity known as Mark Steel began life forty-something years ago. From an early in life, he experienced a great deal of pain and loss. And so it was that he never realized that he was...
More Nonsense
Forty people around you point out your faults. One person loves you the way you are. Who do you run to? Other Posts You Might Enjoy: Nonsense Why I Write About My Wildcat A...
Nonsense
Let’s say you’re holding forty things that make you unhappy. There’s something within your reach that makes you happy. And picking that one up makes you dr...
Just Because You’re Related…
My tolerance for asshats is at an all-time low. It’s probably a good thing, as it’s helping weed out a Hell of a lot of crap in my life. It’s also keeping me from bottli...
Inconsiderate Insubordination
It occurred to me today as I was looking for a place to plug up my laptop, how inconsiderate people can be when it comes to seating arrangement. As I am just as entitled to a seat as they are. But...
MARK of the DEVIL
I would like to point out that we here at Blogitude.com have hit the 666th post. This esteemed honor of the 666th post goes to Mr. Mark Steel. I find it very amusing that in this blog Ma...
Enough is Enough
I am stressed, and I do not need this. No more. Not today, not tomorrow. Not in the year 2011. You can only beat an old dog for so long before it bites you...
Asshat of the Day: Flaky “Friend’s” Woman
One of the things I really enjoy is people threatening to sue me. That has happened so much the last few years, mostly from people who refuse to pay their bills and I take some action again...
Resting Place
“everyone I know goes away in the end…” — Nine Inch Nails, Hurt Other Posts You Might Enjoy: Wouldn’t Expect Anything Less… 2006 - Happy F-ing Holidays! Over Coexi...
It’s Over
On March 31st, I put my ex-wife on a one-way plane to New Zealand never to return. She had treated me like crap for so long, making me drive her around when she was perfectly capable...
Asshat of the Day: A Flaky “Friend”
When you know someone for twenty four friggin’ years, you expect them to show up in court to vouch that certain events happened when they were around two and half years ago. I ...
The Whole Person
Sometimes you have to look at a whole person and take all of their facets into account. But you also have to look at circumstances for some behaviour. Extreme fear and duress can t...
Something Obama Said
It’s no big secret that Obama has made the point several times that, “America is the greatest country in the world! And if we stand together, we can make a change!” The more amusing ...
Just to Reiterate a Few Points…
Number One… I know what I was doing last year, and we’d still be doing it if people would leave us alone. Number Two… Some things are more importa...
I Had a Dream…
I slept. Until 8:30AM I slept. That hasn’t happened in a long time. There’s a better sleep-aid…. “Take one Wildcat as needed for ...
A Dream Deferred
What Happens to a Dream Deferred? Does it Shrivel Up like a Raisin in the Sun? Or Fester like a Sore and then Run? Does it Stink like Rotten Meat? Or Crust and Sugar Over like a Syrupy Sweet? Maybe It...
Everything Looks Funny
My insomnia is now going on two and a half months. Everything looks funny, but I’m not laughing much. Most nights, I don’t get more than two or three hours of sl...
Ghost in the Machine
For whatever reason, the house I’m in now has some pretty bad wiring. It’s a relatively new house — built in the 70’s, perhaps early 80’s — and shouldn&#...
Urine Testing and the Welfare System
This is a spin-off of an old e-mail that recently made its way back in my direction. Many people in this country have a job. They receive payment for the work they do. Then the government steps ...
Mood Music
Rascal Flatts: My Wish (Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz32I_GbpeU) Rascal Flatts: Break Away (Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0N2Toffr4I) Other Posts You Might Enjoy: The Anniv...