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Blunt Delivery

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It’s a magical place where your parents don’t read you stories like Cinderella, thus giving you the false impression that if you get a minimum wage job as a maid, some sugar daddy prince is going to come around one breezy, summer day and support your sorry self. It’s a beautiful and prosperous land where we don’t waste time chasing after rainbows or pots of gold because we are able to face the harsh reality that most likely, they were already snatched up by some dude in a ski mask with a lazy eye. It’s a hopeful escape where honesty is gonna slap you in the face like a psycho ex-girlfriend, but strangely, you’re going to like it. Does that make sense?

Added on: Mar 21st, 2009
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Blunt Delivery
Listed in: Social Commentary Observational Humor
Tags: relationships funny humor Celebrities advice unemployed

Recent Posts

So I Fell Asleep In A Few Bible Classes

Posted on Wednesday November 4th, 2009 at 20:27 in relationships, MEN, funny, humor, love, school, women, Romance, girls, Bible, Dating, high school

[Again, my absence is alarming. To roughly sum it up: new job, photo shoots, writing jobs, sinus infection, best friend's dad had a heart attack, family issues, personal issues, etc. I haven't even put up my Christmas decorations, that is how distr...
We Can’t Even Afford Boxed Wine

Posted on Monday October 19th, 2009 at 20:37 in family, MEN, funny, humor, work, money, Career, women, people, jobs, relationship advice, working

Last November I received an early Christmas present. And I want you to know that I’m currently fighting the urge to chase the rabbit trail topic that is “the Holidays” …even though that rabbit happens to be a big, fluffy, whit...
Why I Hate Women: Part 6 of 7,893

Posted on Thursday October 8th, 2009 at 19:34 in relationships, Photography, MEN, funny, humor, women, blogging, Dating, friends, sarcasm, dating women, discoveries

[ In case you missed the first installment, please check out Why I Hate Women: Let Me Count The Ways and then because I got equal amounts of hater/lover responses to said blog, please check out my rebuttal entitled: Dear Haters, Why Do You Love Me So...
Fievel Goes West: Substitute Fievel For Blunt

Posted on Wednesday September 30th, 2009 at 22:57 in travel, relationships, MEN, funny, humor, women, flying, Dating, writing, indians, flight attendants, desert

[written whilst in the middle of the desert] Well. If it wasn’t confirmed by my first trip to New Mexico four years ago, it is definitely a fact that I am allergic to the Southwest. My body has rejected it in every possible way. Not in th...
Commitment: The Fire Breathing Dragon That Eludes Me

Posted on Tuesday September 22nd, 2009 at 15:33 in relationships, MEN, funny, humor, love, women, blogging, Dating, relationship advice, midwest, commitment, dating women

It’s fall. If you reside in an area of the country [I like to refer to it as God's favorite] where you experience the change of seasons, then you understand the sheer elation I’m feeling at this very moment as I put on an extremely worn-i...
Dear Sanity, I Miss Your Sweet Embrace

Posted on Wednesday September 9th, 2009 at 02:08 in family, life, health, funny, humor, random, coping, memories, family matters, grandparents, sickness, alzheimers disease

Again, I suck. And I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if you have abandoned me altogether. Deleted me from your Yahoo reader. And then deleted your Yahoo account in it’s entirety strictly out of spite. Printed out and nailed up the p...