QUESTION HILLARY
Signs you may play for the 2007 Colorado Rockies:
o .. Local Little League czar left voice mail with your sister, wants to know if you'd like to play with Coach Dumbledore's team next Spring.
o .. Noxema dropping you, bringing back Mickey Mantle for new shaving cream commercial.
o .. Exclusive tube-topped ladies seating area in home park's center field (The Nipples Up Club) fails to attract fewer than every voiced comment from Tim McCarver during last game telecast.
o .. Look up STAPH INFECTION on Facebook, see your 2007 team picture.
o .. Biggest fan seen holding ROCKIES IN 14 sign during third game broadcast on FOX.
o .. Season ticket holders along 1st base line replaced by Code Pink during batting practice.
o .. Autograph hounds want to know if you happen to have a street address for Barry Bonds.
o .. John Edwards says he's rooting for you.
o .. Letterman called and asked for a pre-emptive cancellation of your scheduled appearance next month.
o .. Coors Lite label changed to Rockies Lite for month of October.
o .. Al Sharpton and Jena 6 families issue press release stating that they're all praying for you, between probation hearings.
o .. New kiddie ride at Elitch Gardens: The Colorado Rockies Quiet Fader.
o .. John Kerry says he's rooting for you... Whoops, sorry. That's the Red Caps. Never mind. My bad.
o .. MLB announces you'll be moving to Montreal in 2009.
o .. Team road uniforms being used as design templates for crew apparel on next Star Trek movie.
o .. Ted Williams's torso just knocked in three runs in the top of the first inning.
o .. Dennis Kucinich says he's rooting for you.
o .. Wheaties picture shoot cancelled, cereal boxes in Denver area will use cropped photo of Monica Lewinsky instead.
o .. League commish called, says you might want to seriously consider taking some fresh steroids before next season.
o .. Home plate umpire's rousing directive PLAY BALL replaced with less intrusive PLAY NICE for Game 4.
o .. Both women watching in Aspen already out of dumb questions about how many quarters the game is supposed to last.
o .. Joe Torre deliberately loses his bags at JFK, just in case.
o .. Weather prediction for Saturday's game: Sleepy.
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Posted: June 30th, 2009 | More Reviews From easternmainesports | Report This Comment