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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we just may be fucked
This will get ugly quick because Doubtfire has nothing to lose. He’s in the suck and losing ground. It will be painful for a cornucopia of reasons. We’ll actually suffer for the inevita...
Debatey debate VP freaky styley
This following portion of tonights blog is written live: I find that realtime graph alternately compelling and distracting. Chicks vs. Dudes. It’s interesting when and where they converge and ...
I gotta tell you
First off, forgive the focus of late, but it really is the most important issue of the day. The next month, and barring the apocolypse, a few generations from now at least. You know, the election. ...
As we approach the last stretch
From last Friday evening until the day ballots are cast across this country on November four, people en masse have finally begun to search their hearts and their minds. The Presidential campaign has...
Knots
“George Bush fucked up so bad he made it hard for a white man to run for President” -Chris Rock McCain’s tie sucked but his knot was way better than Our Man’s. Our Man’s...
A high functioning moron
Paul Begala said it of Dumbya about his speech last night and whether there was any resonance. I fell off the couch howling. He was saying that no one cared. I had to watch the speech in pieces. ...
Tonight it’s five bucks for a $5.75 show.
Cone of silence. This is asinine. Sarah Palin in New York meeting with world luminaries, glistening and tarnished. I can’t believe this crap. At first, the McCain campaign (Insane in the M...
It seems as though
I was right. Doubtfire has begun to slip in the estimation of America. This includes of course, Ms. Palin. It’s pretty simple really. People are beginning to understand she’s a shiny ...
Oh Boy!
Today I enjoyed the sparkling splendor of two milestones while I sailed past them grinning and drooling like an idiot on some wonderful new euphoria inducing cocktail of pills and liquor. Thanks to ...
As the world turns
Last night, I met a man named Elmer Pinto. He was recovering from an injury. I would describe him as swarthy. I really like blood orange juice. My girlfriend, not so much. This works in my favo...
I can’t stand it.
The polls are suspect, but way too close. I’m so tired of worrying. Should we brace ourselves for a complete clusterfuck? The economy can barely walk, lung disease and a nasty infection. Coug...
Fer fucks sake America
What more do you need? The ineptitude. I would refer you first, to today’s stock market performance. Next, I’d like to point you to the likely failure of AIG and WAMU. Our nation’s...
Bill and some talk of strategy
I say without equivocation, certainly without apology, Bill Maher rocks. His show, the format, the concept and the man. New Rules is consistently brilliant. No exception tonight. And it’s en...
Guess what?
If he were white, this would be over. All that talent, all that charisma and all that intelligence. If he were white, McCain would be bucking for a cabinet post at best. “JFK” would es...
Fifteen Minutes
Know what? This shit is making me crazy. The mainstream media has just devoted an entire day to whether Our Man was sexist when he utilized an expression that I’ve even heard from my own Fathe...
Shall we discuss the twin Gorillas?
Hulking giants capable of bending jailhouse bars. Not nearly as bright as some of us. Capable of limb ripping violence, though. The Gorillas are Race, and Voter Fraud. I don’t know what to...
The Billary Show
As far as I’m concerned, the Clintons have done their job. Passionate, sincere speeches full to bursting with conviction and enthusiasm. The matriarch and the patriarch of the Democratic party...
James Carville is starting to piss me off
Much respect as I remain entertained by the Rajun Cajun, but he needs to take his whiskey home. “You haven’t heard about Iraq or John McCain or George W. Bush — I haven’t heard a...
What we have here……
is some Joe Biden. And I am not at all unhappy about it. This is a man who is sharp and brave, unafraid to say what he thinks. Unapologetically more than a loose lipped cashier. Tangle with this ...
Post #284. I like this one.
I was troubled after the CNN presentation of interviews with both candidates by the leader of the Saddleback Church, Rick Warren. Question number one is who is this friendly bastard and why is he here...
Doubtfire Steps On Dick
McCain: “In The 21st Century Nations Don’t Invade Other Nations” Sheezus! This from a moron who doesn’t understand the difference between Sunni and Shia or that there even is ...
Tapdancing Pancakes
I find myself again in position to beg your indulgence for the day’s most prominent issue. See, what I can’t quite digest is the idea that somehow Our Man’s biggest liability has b...
I just had to say
Forgive me for indulging yet again in the topic of the most singular contest of the day, but the news is a little slow and I needed to point out that McCain is waltzing with the Devil and he sucks at...
Mayonnaise, not just a condiment, but a sauce
What we have here……is a huge celebrity. Worldwide. Global. Looks like it’s a problem. Our Man, by virtue of charisma, an absolutely uncanny ability to communicate, to orate a fre...
The Low Road
Doubtfire can’t help it. Yesterday he stopped at a clinic in Bakersfied to have something removed. Bakersfied? To have something removed. No worries. “Bakerfield is a scumbag” -m...
While watching CSI without sound
I want to talk to all of you but I don’t know why. I don’t think I’m lonely, I don’t get lonely. Boredom. That’s it. I’ve rediscovered the IFC and Sundance chan...
Two Hundred Thousand
I doubt there’s another human being on the planet that could merely announce he would be there and have two hundred thousand Germans Show up in Berlin to hear what he has to say. They can say h...