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Around the Hill (6/26): Personal Edition!
Happy Friday! Here's what happened in politics this week....
I Can Has Ultimate Power?
BEN THEODOR (Washington, DC) I truly hope that our younger readers have been following the Shakespearean comedy that is the New York State Senate power struggle. It’s a beautiful, textbook-worthy lesson in how state government works – ...
Revisionist History
I am truly flattered by the GOP sometimes. I write a couple blog articles about their obsession with the term “socialism,” and now it seems like they are trying to apply the label as much as possible. For whatever reason, members of...
Violent Headlines Draw Attention… Explosions!
BEN THEODOR (Washington, DC) I probably don’t have to remind any of you that President Obama recently left the country to tour several countries in the Middle East, culminating with a major address to the Arab people in Cairo. You would have ...
GOP Senator Threatens Armageddon
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) We all take so much for granted in this world. For example, when we wake up in the morning, we know that there are two senators to represent all of us in Washington, DC. But there are many in this world who g...
Firing CEOs is Just Part of the Job
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) Some people may have been surprised yesterday by the announcement that Rick Wagoner, chairman of General Motors, was stepping down. Of course, the fact that the CEO of a failing company resigned might not catch...
Twitter and the Fall of Man
BEN THEODORE (Haverford, Pennsylvania) For some reason, the web application Twitter has taken off recently. Despite its eerie similarity to Facebook status updates, everyone seems to be tweeting lately. In fact, Shaquille O’Neal actually de...
We’re Dancing in New York City
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York) You did it. It’s been almost twenty months since the junior senator of Illinois announced the commencement of his Presidential campaign. It’s been four years and three m...
About Tuesday
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) We were at Break Out The Oreos try not to get too preachy in our writing; we like to poke some fun, make our point, and pack it up. There are, however, times that merit the momentary suspension of wit in order to bet...
Liveblogging: Obamacain at Columbia University
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) That’s right, folks! We’re going to be attempting our very first liveblogging experiment during tonight’s ServiceNation event at Columbia University featuring Democratic and Republican Presidential ...
Stop Talking Now, Part One.
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) Welcome back, everybody! And yes, we know that we’re a week and change late on returning from our hiatus, but things were kind of busy. We hope you’ll forgive us, and, in compensation, would like to treat...
Still On Hiatus
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii) That’s right, we’re still gone until September 1st. In the meantime, Break Out The Oreos recommends paying attention as the dust settles after last night’s finale to the Democratic National Convention...
Lessons In Whining, Straight From The Pros
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii) When this half of Break Out The Oreos was a child he often attempted to pout or whine his way into getting what he wanted–that new toy, one more cookie than was the limit, another hour of sleep, you know the dril...
