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Break Out The Oreos is a humor and commentary website written by college students and devoted to irreverence, satire, and general snarkiness.

Baseball: Still The World’s Best Sport

Posted on Thursday August 7th, 2008 at 09:55 in Tino Martinez, japan, baseball, new york, Pirates, New York City, trade, pittsburgh, mets, los angeles, tokyo, red sox

DEVON GRANDY (Matsumoto, Japan) …seriously, fuck soccer. What a crazy time it’s been these past couple of weeks in the world of baseball. Let’s recap: Old Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium featured the big names: newly-named Hall...
Douchebaggery Roundup (with dessert!)

Posted on Saturday July 12th, 2008 at 07:48 in Republicans, baseball, England, New York City, manny ramirez, iran, alex rodriguez, John Kerry, Jon Stewart, Karl Rove, toronto blue jays, madonna

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii) Break Out The Oreos has noticed a particularly abundant quantity of both douchebaggery on the interwebs of late. A quick rundown follows. Karl Rove, an already notable and well-established douchebag due to his role as ...
Devon Needs To Get Back To Both New York And Blogging

Posted on Monday July 7th, 2008 at 08:33 in baseball, new york, New York City, red sox, manny ramirez, boston, yankees, derek jeter, alex rodriguez, kevin youkilis, jonathan papelbon, mariano rivera

DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii) If there were ever a time at which Devon wished he could be in New York with Nicole, yesterday was most definitely it. The Yankees battled back to win a hell of a game, 5-4, against the rival Boston Red Sox last night ...