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Stimulus, Love Poetry, and Godless Immorality: Part Two
An Oklahoma state representative suggests a qualified replacement for Ben Bernanke as Fed Chairman: Jesus....
Stimulus, Love Poetry, and Godless Immorality: Part One
Rush Limbaugh proves that the Democrats caused Sanford's affair, cites free will as a liberal scam....
Running Thoughts on the Palin Resignation
Sarah Palin resigns, yet we still can't stop talking about her. She wouldn't have it any other way....
Starvation is a Good Motivating Tool
"Hunger can be a positive motivator!" Think this sounds ridiculous? State Rep. Cynthia Davis (R-MO) doesn't....
Government Of, By, and For the (Five) People
America shaves its Minnesota election beard and counts how many judges it takes to screw in the government....
Aloha Friday at the Obama White House
What do Hawaiian shirts, soaking wetness, and Washington D.C. all have in common? And no, the answer is not "unpleasantness."...
Around the Hill (6/26): Personal Edition!
Happy Friday! Here's what happened in politics this week....
Don’t Cry for Yourself in Argentina
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford “spent the last five days crying in Argentina.” Confused? Don't worry, we're here to help....
I Can Has Ultimate Power?
BEN THEODOR (Washington, DC) I truly hope that our younger readers have been following the Shakespearean comedy that is the New York State Senate power struggle. It’s a beautiful, textbook-worthy lesson in how state government works – ...
Political Odds and Ends
TGIF! Here are some political stories that are worth your attention as we head into the weekend. From the Washington Times: American’s premier, unbiased policy expert, with absolutely no stake in the debate, criticizes President Obama’s...
Revisionist History
I am truly flattered by the GOP sometimes. I write a couple blog articles about their obsession with the term “socialism,” and now it seems like they are trying to apply the label as much as possible. For whatever reason, members of...
The Political Odds and Ends
TGIF! Here are some political stories that are worth your attention as we head into the weekend. From The New York Times Magazine: An incredible analysis of the Obama Administration and its relationship with Congress, especially important given the...
Violent Headlines Draw Attention… Explosions!
BEN THEODOR (Washington, DC) I probably don’t have to remind any of you that President Obama recently left the country to tour several countries in the Middle East, culminating with a major address to the Arab people in Cairo. You would have ...
Congressman Goes Hunting for Commies
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) Students of history may well remember the case of Senator Joe McCarthy, who initiated a witch-hunt for Communist Party loyalists within the federal government. His exploitation of Cold War fears is often refere...
GOP Senator Threatens Armageddon
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) We all take so much for granted in this world. For example, when we wake up in the morning, we know that there are two senators to represent all of us in Washington, DC. But there are many in this world who g...
Firing CEOs is Just Part of the Job
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) Some people may have been surprised yesterday by the announcement that Rick Wagoner, chairman of General Motors, was stepping down. Of course, the fact that the CEO of a failing company resigned might not catch...
GOP Becomes the Party of “That’s What She Said”
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) It may have surprised some C-SPAN viewers on Thursday to discover that their regularly scheduled budget negotiations suddenly became entertaining (just in time for May sweeps, too). And for a Republican Par...
Obama’s First Month: The Baby Book
NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York) Like a high proportion of Columbia students, Nicole dutifully obeyed her impulses toward political involvement this fall when she joined the BarackObama.com listserver, receiving email after email from David Plouffe,...
Twitter and the Fall of Man
BEN THEODORE (Haverford, Pennsylvania) For some reason, the web application Twitter has taken off recently. Despite its eerie similarity to Facebook status updates, everyone seems to be tweeting lately. In fact, Shaquille O’Neal actually de...
We’re Dancing in New York City
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York) You did it. It’s been almost twenty months since the junior senator of Illinois announced the commencement of his Presidential campaign. It’s been four years and three m...
