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GOP Senator Threatens Armageddon
BEN THEODOR (Haverford, Pennsylvania) We all take so much for granted in this world. For example, when we wake up in the morning, we know that there are two senators to represent all of us in Washington, DC. But there are many in this world who g...
Obama’s First Month: The Baby Book
NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York) Like a high proportion of Columbia students, Nicole dutifully obeyed her impulses toward political involvement this fall when she joined the BarackObama.com listserver, receiving email after email from David Plouffe,...
We’re Dancing in New York City
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) NICOLE CATÁ (New York, New York) You did it. It’s been almost twenty months since the junior senator of Illinois announced the commencement of his Presidential campaign. It’s been four years and three m...
About Tuesday
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) We were at Break Out The Oreos try not to get too preachy in our writing; we like to poke some fun, make our point, and pack it up. There are, however, times that merit the momentary suspension of wit in order to bet...
Dispatches From The Fake America
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) So you may or may not remember Sarah Palin’s extolling of the “real America”–you know, where “folk” are “hardworking,” “very patriotic,” and “pro-Amer...
Links for Your Monday!
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) So we haven’t been writing, but we’ve sure had a lot on our minds! Visions of an America under Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin headbobbing on SNL. SNL somehow creating something hilarious from something stupid....
Sarah Palin On Ice!
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) We here at Break Out The Oreos are good New Yorkers–we boo our Republican mayors, salivate over sexy corruption scandals, and remain moderately aware of our hockey team (go fuck yourselves, Islanders). So it sh...
Ack!
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) We know, we know, we know–we’re sorry we haven’t been publishing! Turns out this whole school thing is actually kind of time-consuming at times. To assuage your hunger and our guilt, we will do some...
Liveblogging: Obamacain at Columbia University
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) That’s right, folks! We’re going to be attempting our very first liveblogging experiment during tonight’s ServiceNation event at Columbia University featuring Democratic and Republican Presidential ...
Stop Talking Now, Part One.
DEVON GRANDY (New York, New York) Welcome back, everybody! And yes, we know that we’re a week and change late on returning from our hiatus, but things were kind of busy. We hope you’ll forgive us, and, in compensation, would like to treat...
Still On Hiatus
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii) That’s right, we’re still gone until September 1st. In the meantime, Break Out The Oreos recommends paying attention as the dust settles after last night’s finale to the Democratic National Convention...
Lessons In Whining, Straight From The Pros
DEVON GRANDY (Honolulu, Hawaii) When this half of Break Out The Oreos was a child he often attempted to pout or whine his way into getting what he wanted–that new toy, one more cookie than was the limit, another hour of sleep, you know the dril...
