Recent Posts Tagged With 'elderly'

• 18 year old female playing hard to get from senior citizen

  Posted on Wednesday January 23rd, 2008 at 16:11 in teenagers, silly, elderly, silly news

  Donald, 71, and a local resident, claims that his neighbor, 18 year old Alicia, is playing hard to get from him. "She just wont let me near her and she ignores everything I say, damnit!", exclaimed Donald, "I dont know why she wouldnt want a cool, ha...

• Cotton Pickin' asparagus just wont grow!

  Posted on Monday January 21st, 2008 at 23:47 in garden, silly, elderly, silly news

  Local area elderly residents claim "that cotton pickin' asparagus just won't friggin' grow!". Some residents reported to us that they think the ground has to be cursed. "you see that big bush out in my back yard? that's my asparagus plant gone to see...