Recent Posts Tagged With 'emergency'

• Stylish county resident claims he is too sexy for everything

  Posted on Sunday June 8th, 2008 at 10:11 in offbeat, sarcasm, Humorous, emergency, goofy, exaggeration, bizarre news, stupid news, silly stories, silly news, too sexy

  Stylish county resident, Fred, claims he's too sexy for everything. "I'm just too sexy for this world. I'm too sexy for this apartment, I'm too sexy for my truck, I'm too sexy to go out on the sidewalk, I'm too sexy for the grocery store, I'm too sex...

• Fashion Emergency Suspect Caught

  Posted on Friday January 25th, 2008 at 17:34 in silly, emergency, suspect, silly news

  Wednesday, the Stylish county government announced a fashion emergency, urging all local residents to stay indoors to avoid health risks from being exposed to an unfashionable woman that was seen walking the streets. To read Wednesday's story click h...

• County government announces a fashion emergency today

  Posted on Wednesday January 23rd, 2008 at 16:35 in silly, emergency, silly news

  The Tallton County Government has announced that there is a 'fashion emergency' today. Three local residents were rushed to the emergency room today for symptoms varying from lightheadedness to vomiting. "All residents are urged to please stay indoor...

• County-wide Emergency Announced!

  Posted on Sunday January 20th, 2008 at 14:53 in silly, emergency, deli, grocery store, silly news

  The Tallton county government announced a county-wide emergency today after hearing of an announcement over the local grocery store intercom: "40 minute order! deli!". This deli order threw the whole county into an emergency panic. "we got an order o...

• Testing

  Posted on Saturday January 19th, 2008 at 17:58 in silly, emergency, silly news

  This is a test of the emergency blogcast system. You will hear.....nothing, actually....