Recent Posts Tagged With 'garden'

• Yard salers caught speeding

  Posted on Sunday February 24th, 2008 at 20:07 in garden, speeding, sale, silly news

  "I'm pissed! I didn't get that china pig on Walton Avenue for 25 cents that Melissa was selling, because of that cop that has nothing else better to do at 8am except pull over innocent yard salers like me. Lola, that nosey neighbor of mine got it, in...

• Cotton Pickin' asparagus just wont grow!

  Posted on Monday January 21st, 2008 at 23:47 in garden, silly, elderly, silly news

  Local area elderly residents claim "that cotton pickin' asparagus just won't friggin' grow!". Some residents reported to us that they think the ground has to be cursed. "you see that big bush out in my back yard? that's my asparagus plant gone to see...