Recent Posts Tagged With 'grocery store'

• County-wide Emergency Announced!

  Posted on Sunday January 20th, 2008 at 14:53 in silly, emergency, deli, grocery store, silly news

  The Tallton county government announced a county-wide emergency today after hearing of an announcement over the local grocery store intercom: "40 minute order! deli!". This deli order threw the whole county into an emergency panic. "we got an order o...

• Local grocery store decides to experiment with buying habits

  Posted on Saturday January 19th, 2008 at 20:00 in silly, grocery store, silly news

  In an effort to boost profits, a local grocery store has decided to stop selling items that customers frequently buy, hoping that consumers will choose more expensive items as alternatives. "we're not sure if this will go as anticipated or not, but w...