Recent Posts Tagged With 'offbeat'

• Local resident thinks everyone in his neighborhood is infatuated with him

  Posted on Sunday August 3rd, 2008 at 00:06 in Sexy, offbeat, silly, Humorous, goofy, bizarre news, lusting, silly stories, silly news, infatuated

  Local Tallton County resident, Randy Stratton, claims that everyone on his street has a crush on him. Randy says that whenever he is outside or pulls up into his drive-way, his next-door neighbors always look out their windows. "....Yeah, and you kno...

• Breaking News: Frank G. farted around today!

  Posted on Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 16:51 in offbeat, fart, farting, silly, Humorous, goofy, stupid news, silly news, farted

  Breaking Headlinez reporters did an exclusive interview with Frank Goodman, the man who just farted around today.Reporter: Hello Frank!Frank: Hi!Reporter: Are you through farting around?Frank: Well umm....yeah..for now.Reporter: Tell us a little abou...

• Stylish county resident claims he is too sexy for everything

  Posted on Sunday June 8th, 2008 at 10:11 in offbeat, sarcasm, Humorous, emergency, goofy, exaggeration, bizarre news, stupid news, silly stories, silly news, too sexy

  Stylish county resident, Fred, claims he's too sexy for everything. "I'm just too sexy for this world. I'm too sexy for this apartment, I'm too sexy for my truck, I'm too sexy to go out on the sidewalk, I'm too sexy for the grocery store, I'm too sex...