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One giant leap for womankind
Mary Willington, an area resident, knocked over several jewelry displays in the local JCpenney store during the after christmas sale. Mary was walking leisurely down the aisle with her cart full of sale items when she spotted the very last of a beaut...
Yard salers caught speeding
"I'm pissed! I didn't get that china pig on Walton Avenue for 25 cents that Melissa was selling, because of that cop that has nothing else better to do at 8am except pull over innocent yard salers like me. Lola, that nosey neighbor of mine got it, in...
Doorbuster sale at sewing center gone wrong
Things were really bustling today at Nancy's Sewing Center as a result of their one day only doorbuster sale. All prices were 50% off, and women were almost literally busting the door down to get in, to get their fabrics, thread spools, knitting need...
