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Stylish county resident claims he is too sexy for everything
Stylish county resident, Fred, claims he's too sexy for everything. "I'm just too sexy for this world. I'm too sexy for this apartment, I'm too sexy for my truck, I'm too sexy to go out on the sidewalk, I'm too sexy for the grocery store, I'm too sex...
Everyone should get out of local man's way immediately
Charles Buxter says that everyone should get out of his way immediately, no matter where he is because he is such an important person. "Are you kidding me? I'm the most important person in town, get out of my way, please.", said Charles, impatiently....
Laziest man on earth found
Bill Gibbs has been labeled as 'the laziest man on earth' by his friends and family. "He's just so lazy, he won't do anything. The only thing he seems to have enough energy to do is to go to the bathroom, sometimes. He keeps everything right next to ...
Man always repeats comments 5 times to wife....
Harry Langton, a local 46 year old man, has learned to repeat his comments to his wife five times in a row to her so that she'll remember what he's said. Tom explains: "She's always asking me the same question over and over again, even after I've exp...
secret admirer goes overboard for valentine's day
a local man (name withheld) has decided to go 'all out' this Valentine's Day for his big crush. He brought 20 boxes of candy, 200 red roses, a pair of ruby earrings, 10 stuffed animals, and a valentine card that read only "from your secret admirer", ...
Area man suggests that all business owners make things harder on employees out of spite
Ted Downey has been doing his homework. Ted used to work in a factory that processed canned foods for ten years, and always noticed that every single time he found an easier, quicker way to do his job correctly, and got his routine going, that the su...
M&Ms goes for Secretary's Day
For years, M&Ms has created appropriately colored M&Ms for the holidays, holidays such as christmas, valentine's day, easter, halloween, and for The Breast Cancer Society,and maybe others, well this year they've opted for Secretary's Day. The...
NJ woman mysteriously never pays sales tax
Deanna Davis told reporters today that she has never paid sales tax on anything. When asked if she were a part of a tax-exempt organization, she replied "no, I've just never paid it before. Not even for personal items, not sure why". State officials ...
Big Thing To Hit Earth
A U.S. official has determined that a "big thing" is going to hit earth. The U.S. official has described the 'big thing' as 13-16.5 feet across and weighs a maximum of 10,000 pounds. "We're not really sure where it is right now, we're not sure what i...
2008 Election rumored to have a recount
Anonymous U.S. officials have said that there is a 70% chance that the 2008 presidential election will end up being delayed because of a recount. "Yeah, with all of the arguing and emotional outbursts lately, I'm betting $200 that this one is going t...
Internet sleuth offers challenge to websurfers to gain popularity for website
Internet sleuth David Marks, owner of loadedcrap.com, gains popularity to his website by loading the pages with so much crap that it is a challenge to even load his pages. "The visitors just love the challenge of it, the mystery of finding out what i...
