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One giant leap for womankind
Mary Willington, an area resident, knocked over several jewelry displays in the local JCpenney store during the after christmas sale. Mary was walking leisurely down the aisle with her cart full of sale items when she spotted the very last of a beaut...
Tips to avoid reckless christmas shoppers
We've all encountered overly eager and panicked Christmas shoppers during this time of year. You know....the ones who practically run you over with their cart trying to get to the wrapping paper display, or the ones who cut in front of you in the che...
Beach bum goes berserk over flip-flops
Bill, a local man who owns a shop on the boardwalk, was furious when he found his whole flip flop rack, which was situated outside his shop door, overturned and dumped all over the sidewalk. "That dang, beach bum, Dan....he just went off his nut. I d...
Local consumer cant figure out which $5 bill to use
Breaking Headlinez was live at Smith's drugstore, where Neil, a 50 year old customer was purchasing various items...only he couldnt figure out which five dollar bill was the best one to give to the clerk. His purchase was $14.98 and he gave the clerk...
