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One giant leap for womankind
Mary Willington, an area resident, knocked over several jewelry displays in the local JCpenney store during the after christmas sale. Mary was walking leisurely down the aisle with her cart full of sale items when she spotted the very last of a beaut...
Breaking News: Frank G. farted around today!
Breaking Headlinez reporters did an exclusive interview with Frank Goodman, the man who just farted around today.Reporter: Hello Frank!Frank: Hi!Reporter: Are you through farting around?Frank: Well umm....yeah..for now.Reporter: Tell us a little abou...
Area woman hollars across town
Area resident, Tiffany, went out with her friends to a club on saturday night. She told her brother that she would stay with her friend that night, and her brother, Tony, told her to "hollar at him" when she got back to her friends house, so that he ...
Stylish county resident claims he is too sexy for everything
Stylish county resident, Fred, claims he's too sexy for everything. "I'm just too sexy for this world. I'm too sexy for this apartment, I'm too sexy for my truck, I'm too sexy to go out on the sidewalk, I'm too sexy for the grocery store, I'm too sex...
Local man haunted by ghost of cow
A local man says he is haunted by the ghost of a cow. Ned O'Neil says he has even seen the cow ghost with his very own eyes. "Well, I know I've been eating alot of beef lately, but this is ridiculous. I mean, what kind of beef have I been eating here...
