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ROBERT BYRD : WHY TERM LIMITS ARE ESSENTIAL
THE 92 YEAR OLD POSTER BOYFOR CONGRESSIONAL INERTIAThe former West Virginia Klansman and current US Senatoris now the longest serving member of Congress in history.(November 18, Washington, DC) If one was in search of the perfect example of what is ...
DEMOCRATS - A MAJORITY IN NAME ONLY
FUZZY MATH, SCUZZY PEOPLE:CONGRESS AT WORKJoe Lieberman, traitorous, spineless, corrupt, Prima Donna of the Senate(November 6, Washington, DC) Americans have had the experience of learning a great deal about how our government works (and doesn't wo...
POST MENOPAUSAL DIPLOMACY
FEISTY CLINTON BLASTS PAKISTANSecretary of State Hillary Clinton in Lahore earlier today.(October 29, Lahore, Pakistan) On a trip meant to improve our relations with Pakistan, our secretary of State, Mrs. Bill Clinton, took the opportunity to lambas...
KARZAI KNOWS WHERE HIS BREAD IS BUTTERED
MONEY TALKSHamid Karzai – Crook, Opium King, StatesmanTime For This Bum To Go Or Go It Alone.(October 20, Kabul, Afghanistan) All of a sudden the corrupt “president” of this war and neglect ravaged country is supporting a run off election aft...
ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION
IMPOTENT DEMS, IGNORANT REPSNo Little Blue Pill Will Fix This DisorderDIVIDED WE FAIL(October 13, Washington, DC) Let's face it, no matter which side of the political divide you inhabit, your Party of choice is letting you down. The perpetual state...
A MONTH OF NONEDAYS
BLATHER, BULLSHIT & CRISISWe Just Couldn't Take It Anymore(October 5, An Undisclosed Location, USA) It all got to be just a little too much, a bit too crazy. We had to step back, take a break and let a little water run under the bridge, for time an...
MICHAEL VICK, 60 MINUTES AND SECOND CHANCES
CBS MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HAD KATIE COURIC INTERVIEW VICK ...... JAMES BROWN IS A BUFFOON.A BRIEF ATHLETE - COMMITTED CRIME, NFL, UNIVERSITY OF IOWA,CRIMINAL JUSTICE, REMORSE, RETRIBUTION, & RECONCILIATION RAMBLE(August 17, Atlanta, GA) What former Atl...
HILLARY GONZO IN CONGO
SECRETARY OF STATE BLOWS GASKETOVER STUDENT’S MISINTERPRETED QUESTIONHillary Clinton displaying her particular brand of diplomacy.(Kinshasa, Congo, August 10) It didn’t take long, just over six months. Our Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, s...
TED KENNEDY’S BOOK BLITZ
The first two titles of what will be a formidablelibrary authored by Senator Kennedy, the Massachusetts Democrat(August 7, Boston, MA) The bloated alcoholic Senator, the last member of what was once considered an American political family dynasty, T...
THIS ROUND IS ON YOU, AMERICAN TAX PAYER
Today will be the most expensive beer ever consumed in the United States. This so called "Beer Summit" taking place at the White House today is coming out of all our pockets. How much is this costing the American Taxpayer? Mr. President, just because...
AFRICAN AMERICAN SCHOLAR SHOT BY WHITE SHERIFF DEPUTY AFTER BEING MISTAKEN FOR A HOMELESS MAN
John Bior Deng, aged 26, was conducting social researchdisguised as a homeless man in Iowa City.(July 28, Iowa City, IA) Last Friday evening a not so prominent African American Studies Scholar was shot and killed by a White Johnson County Deputy She...
REPARATIONS? OR LOTTO? TELL ME WHERE I AM WRONG PROF. GATES
In the past our President, the community organizer(whatever the hell that is), then a lowly state senator, talked and even advocated for reparations for the black community. I bring this topic up because in light of the Harvard incident, and our Pres...
JAM SESSIONS
IRONY FOR THE AGESBiased Alabama Senator now sits as ranking minority memberof the same committee that would not approve his nomination to the Federal Bench in 1986.(July 13, Washington, DC) Drama is never too far beneath any surface here in the nat...
CULTURE AND VULTURES:
WHAT WE CELEBRATE AND WHAT WE DON’TTHE CHANGING FACE OF AMERICAN CULTURE......CAN ONLY CHANGE SO MUCHCulture:the quality in a person or society that arises from a concern for what is regarded as excellent in arts, letters, manners, scholarly pursui...
...JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...
OR, YOU EVEN CARE...Pabst (top) beats Henry Waxman (bottom)in World Ugliest Creature CompetitionANYTHINGOTHER THAN ANOTHER MICHAEL JACKSON STORY(June 30, The Rest of America) While the majority of the media remains fixated on exploring, examining, a...
DON’T CRY FOR HIM ARGENTINA
SANFORD REAPPEARS: ADMITS TO AFFAIRSouth Carolina Republican GovernorMark Sanford slobbering at news conference earlier.(AP Photo)ANOTHER SUCKER PUNCH FOR THE GOP(June 24, Columbia, SC) Unless the Appalachian Trail extends deep into South America, t...
ENSIGN DEMOTED BY SEMEN
NV GOP SENATOR ADMITS TO EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRSo Much For His “Family Values”Adulterous Republican Senator John Ensign with SenateMinority Leader Mitch “Little Bitch” McConnell looking on in admiration.(June 16, Las Vegas, NV) A heart of stone...
RICHARD NIXON SIRED LIZ CHENEY:
ONE OF WASHINGTON’S OLDEST SECRETSCOMES TO LIGHTLiz Cheney (top) with her natural birth fatherRichard M. Nixon (bottom)A Brooding Cynyx Exclusive(June 5, San Clemente, CA) The resemblance is uncanny. Before Liz Cheney, the daughter of the former ...
BIDEN PROVES TO BE PRESCIENT
PRESIDENT STUMBLING OVER INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRSInternational events begin to crowd out domestic issues.(May 25, The Pentagon) The midnight oil is being burned here tonight as it has now for several weeks. Military and Intelligence officials gather a...
NASA - YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM
TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN OR COMPLETELY REINVENT ITFind a mission worthy of your historyor abort for good.(May 16, Huntsville, AL) They had their days; indeed they did. From their inception in 1958 through the early 1970’s, NASA delivered one knock ou...
SEX SCANDAL HITS WHITE HOUSE
GAY CHIEF OF STAFF FLIPS FOR PELOSIEmmanuel jilts long time lover Anderson Cooper.(May 14, Oakton, VA) This posh suburb south of Washington, DC , where houses can cost well over $1 million dollars, is home to White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanu...
SAME SEX MARRIAGE BOOSTS IOWA’S SAGGING ECONOMY
FIELDS OF QUEENSGAY & LESBIAN COUPLES FLOCKING TO IOWA IN DROVES(May 13, Twisted Gullet, IA) Just weeks after a three court panel of Iowa Supreme Court justices allowed same sex marriage as legal in this state of hogs, cows and corn, there has been ...
EMULATING MADONNA BILL CLINTON ADOPTS AFRICAN BABY
Bill Clinton with his adopted African son;Madonna with one of hers.(May 12, Malawi, Africa) With the current Democratic President, Barak Obama, enjoying popularity levels not seen of a Democratic president in 25 years, the last Democratic president,...
WIDESPREAD BELTWAY A.D.D.. EPIDEMIC
PRESS TRIES TO CAST AFGHANISTAN AS “OBAMA’S WAR”New leadership does not change“ownership” of Afghan fiasco.(May 11, Washington, DC) Only in Washington; only inside the Beltway can such ignorant proclamations appear valid. The inhabitants...
PROFITEERING PUPPET
AFGHAN "PREZ" KARZAI: REAL FRIEND OR FOEHow many goofy hats does $100 billion buy? when it can't even buy a true friend and ally.(May 6, Washington, DC) of all the tremendous blunders of the Bush Administration and the dizzying number of crisis’ G...
SPEAKER PELOSI TO GET FACE TRANSPLANT
HOPES CHANGE OF FACE WILL BRING GREATER RESPECTSpeaker Pelosi will take the face of Dom DeLuise.(May 6, Cleveland, OH) Ever since the world was introduced to the first known, successful, American face transplant performed by a stellar team of surge...
CABLE’S BIGGEST EGO
IS CROWNED BIGGEST ASSHOLE & EMPTIEST HEADKeith Olbermann (Top) without his studio makeup,(Bottom) all made up and ready to rant.(May 4, NYC) Amid the overcrowded landscape of the cable TV “newsertainment” characters, it is difficult to identify...
THE ANSWER IS?
JEOPARY HOMELAND SECURITY STYLEI'll take "water" for 300.00$ Alex.The answer is "Water dog, water torture, and water head." The Question, "What are two things Ted Kennedy gave the President and the one thing he has been diagnosed with?".I'll take "Wh...
NOT A SPECTRE OF INTEGRITY OR CHARACTER
PA SENATOR ENTERS RANKS OF INFAMOUS TRAITORSDevoid of any core or moralsArlen Specter jumps GOP ship.(April 28, Harrisburg, PA) After being elected to the Senate for five terms by the good people of Pennsylvania, Republican, Arlen Specter, suddenly ...
FIRST DOG BO NAMES PERSONAL STAFF
SETS AMBITIOUS CANINE ISSUE ORIENTED AGENDABo Obama Bo Jackson and Bo Derek :newest White House staffers.(April 22, Washington, DC) After recently being appointed “First Dog”, Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog has announced the members of his persona...
