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Buttfuck, Egypt
http://buttfuckegypt.wordpress.com
A blog about things that suck in Egypt. Each raunchy entry provides in-depth commentary about an obnoxious pop-culture or social trend. You’re go-to crying-pillow when living in Cairo, and Egypt at large.
- Author: Haisam Abu-Samra
- Listed in: Trends Social Commentary
- Tags: pop culture egypt cairo
Recent Posts
Top 13 Annoying Facebook Habits
I wanna preface this by saying that when I inevitably die in a boating accident, I don’t want any facebook groups cratered in my memory. You may keep me as a friend, but if, say after a year of my passing, you decided it’s time to move on, go ahe...
Shit on Pedestal
Hi there! Umm Kulthum can’t sing for shit. I would rather listen to technical support trying to explain to my grandma what an access point is than listen to that diva sing one more hour-long song about cryptic shit. Youssef Chahine, that talentless...
Taxi Drivers
Like any Nile drinking Egyptian, I love a good “fucked a hooker without a condom” story, but truth by known, I am getting tired of the confined intimacy of taxi drivers, maybe not for so long. We are now living through a taxi paradigm shift. One ...
Ramadan Traffic
Growing up, Ramadan was THE time for gulping trans-fat goodness while I reevaluate my favorite teenage mutant ninja turtle; Michael Angelo loved to party, but his surfer dude doozy cracks were over the top. The angsty “Raphael” and the tech-wiz ...
Car Hiving
Car Hive: verb, engage in the nighttime activity of (sitting in/standing out) a parked car with a group of friends. Example: I can hear these fagots car hiving all the way from my room. Us homeboys like to chill. We like to ramble, and since having h...
Pink Floyd Heads
In Egypt we are more prone to put anything on a pedestal. We think of our selves as the center of existence, thus the rules do not apply, and that in part explains why someone could spend all day barking after broads but outburst in fury when the sho...
