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Douche of the Day - Keith Bardwell
New Orleans justice of the piece, Keith Bardwell is a racist. This cajun douchebag refused to marry an interracial couple in Tangipahoa Parish because he doesn’t believe in mixing of the races. “I’m not a racist. I just don’t ...
Douche of the Day - Melissa Catherine Smith-Means (Kid Dragging Mom)
An woman was arrested Tuesday afternoon after police say she injured her child while dragging it through a Verizon store in Rome, Alabama. Melissa Catherine Smith-Means, 37, of Gaylesville, Ala., was arrested by police around 12:30 p.m. She was charg...
Douche of the Day - Richard Jefferson
NBA Player Richard Jefferson changed his mind about 11 hours before his wedding to his gorgeous fiancé, dancer Kesha Ni’Cole Nichols. Not only did he say peace out to his fiancé, he also failed to let friends and family know; and as they arri...
Douche of the Day - Dorothy Richards - The Bambi Killing, Shovel Swinging Septuagenarian
Dorothy Richards of Euclid, Ohio is our oldest Douche of the Day so far… she earns the title for beating a baby deer to death with a shovel. Richards was arrested when three of her neighbors told police that she had beat the fawn to death. The ...
Douche of the Day - German Shoe Thief Fox
That’s right you heard me. Turns out a German fox stole 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren. A forest ranger found some shoes near the fox’s den and came upon a smorgasbord of footwear down the foxhole which had recently...
Tea Baggers! Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day
I don’t think our Founding Fathers had this in mind…. Tea Bagging… From the new “Tea Party” : “In 1773, a handful of men dumped tea into the Boston Harbor. That one act set in motion a chain of events that birthed...
Douche of the Day - Latreasa L. Goodman (McDonalds 911 Call)
Latreasa L. Goodman, you love you some McNuggets, girl. Fort Pierce, Fl police say Goodman called 911 three times after McDonald’s employees told her they were out of McNuggets. You read that correctly. Apparently the woman paid for a 10-piece ...
Douche of the Day: Chris Brown Arrested for Assaulting Rhianna
Why did Chris Brown Beat Up Rhianna? Chris Brown will be asking himself that question for years if his career takes a nosedive after his arrest on Sunday. Plus, any guy who hits a girl is total scumbag - so, Chris Brown is our douche of the day. On a...
Douche of the Day : Pilot Marcus Schrenker of Heritage Wealth Management
So, what happens when you and your company are about to be sued ala Marcus Schrenker of Heritage Wealth Management? Well, you get into your plane, fly from Indiana to Florida, report that your windshield has imploded, set the plane on Autopilot and p...
Buzz Pirates Douche(s) of the Day: Heath and Deborah Campbell
So, it finally happened. Decades of inbred, white trash insanity has led to someone naming their kid Adolf Hitler… actually the little pecker’s name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. Are you kidding me with these parents? C’mon man? Heath a...
Randy Bailey - Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day
When Randy Bailey, the 49 year-old wedding videographer from Eagle Rock, Missouri, became the eleventh person voted out SURVIVOR: GABON a few weeks ago, we were a little disappointed. Not because we like Randy, mind you, but because we felt like it w...
Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day… Gov. Rod Blagojevich
C’mon man? Are you kidding me Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich? What kind of name is Rod anyway. I’ll tell you what kind…the kind belonging to Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day: Rod Blagojevich. Douchey McGee was arrested by f...
