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Popeye’s Runs Out of Chicken
When the Popeyes runs out of chicken in Rochester, NY… the citizens are far from happy. This news report is hysterical (and slightly racist). Check out the woman driving a $35,000 car yelling at the drive thru box with the automated message abo...
The Greatest Sandwhich Ever? The KFC Double Down
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, think too much bread is the problem with your diet? How about heading over to KFC for the new Double Down. Its two (2!) fried chicken breasts instead of bread, with bacon and cheese in the middle. After KFC’s new healthy g...
Which is the Best Mustache for You?
Thinking of growing a mustache? There’s more to it then you think. The first step is picking a mustache style. We turn to The American Mustache Institute which has distinguished itself as the leading authority on mustaches. They have categorize...
One Day in the Court Parking Lot… Terrible Personalized License Plates
In my opinion 90% of vanity plates are stupid and cheesy (and that stat might be forgiving). I saw these three in the Superior Court parking lot recently… true story. What a bunch of douches. Proud member of the bar: ———̵...
Pregnant Hooters Girl Will Soon Deliver Chicken Wings, Baby
This is not a fake Buzz Pirates news story…this is a live account of a pregnant waitress I saw at Hooters on Thursday night. I will not name the specific Hooters to protect the innocent(ish). Let’s just say its in a sinful city that you...
The Top 10 Public Bathrooms - A Practical Survival Guide
Everybody poops. When you gotta go you gotta go. Pardon me while I freshen up. Yo, I gotta drop a deuce. Whatever your lingo, going to the bathroom in public can be a stressful experience, beset with difficulty locating a clean and accessible toilet....
Is America Ready for the Pizza Cone?
Is pizza fast food? Well, whether it is, or it isn’t, pizza is getting a makeover with the introduction of the pizza cone. Take some pizza dough, shape it like an ice cream cone, through some cheese, sauce and toppings in that cone… and...
