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A Festivus For the Rest of Us
Although we are a day late, lets enjoy a brief history of Festivus. Related posts:Rest in Peace Bo DiddleyTina Fey Scores as Sarah Palin on SNL Season PremiereMiley Cyrus Wears Underwear?About UsIf You Take Anything On This Blog Seriously, You’...
Snooki Getting Punched On MTV’s Jersey Shore
Check out Nicole (aka Snooki, aka Snickers) getting punched at a bar on MTV’s Jersey Shore. This was shown in a preview of future episodes… we don’t certainly don’t advocate hitting women, and we’re sure this guy went go...
MTV’s Jersey Shore Quotes - Our New Favorite Show
MTV’s Jersey Shore is the first reality show in a long to time to truly capture my imagination. Without a doubt its a slam dunk for awesome lines, terrible tans, crazy hair, manscaping, steroids, sloppy sluts and good old fist pumping action in...
“What Up With That?” A Wacky, Funny SNL Sketch - Go Keenan!
I can’t stop watching this sketch from the most recent Saturday Night Live. I think this sketch is great because it just goes for overall silly nuttiness. Keenan Thompson leads the way, with guest host Jospeh Gordon-Levitt and cameos from Al Go...
Funnel of Darkness - New Web Series on IFC.com
FUNNEL OF DARKNESS is a new web series from IFC.com about a team of strorm chasers and filmmakers who set out to capture the perfect twister shot. It premiered on DailyMotion.com Monday, July 27 at Midnight ET/PT and is running there in its entirety ...
The Top Five Cereal Commercials of All Time
5. 3CPO Cereal - Star Wars - A Crunchy New Force at Breakfast 4. Fruity Pebbles - There were a bunch of Pebbles commercials where Barney dresses up and tricks Fred in some way to score the Pebbles. I think this one is the best of the bunch. 3. Cris...
What’s With All this Rain? Understanding El Niño
There’s going to be a ton more rain and snow heading into the winter. The culprit for the crappy weather is El Niño. The global coupled ocean-atmosphere phenomenon is clearly best explained by Chris Farley. Enjoy. Related posts:What’s U...
Artie Lange on Joe Buck Live
If you haven’t heard it by now, The Howard Stern Show’s Artie Lange had a legendary appearance on Joe Buck Live. Buck’s new show is on HBO and Artie took full advantage. He comes off a little too strong at times, to say the least, b...
Mr. Spriggs BBQ Commerical - Ribs + Soul = Excellence
This has got to be up there with the best local commercials ever. Mr. Spriggs BBQ is a Oklahoma City restaurant that has brought the world the following R&B commercial. submitted by Ron Related posts:Mr. T in Flap Over Anti-Gay Snicker’s A...
Food Party Premiere Last Night on IFC
Certain genre based shows are tough to present in an original way… but we think that Food Party on IFC does just that. Its 1 part entertaining, 1 part informative and 1 part theater of the absurd. Its just the delicious recipe for our “re...
The Top 10 Entourage Episodes… Drama, Turtle, Ari and More!
The season premiere of HBO’s Entourage is rapidly approaching. Vince, Turtle, Eric, Drama and Ari are the real boys of summer and will soon return for their Sixth Season. What better time to count down the 10 Best Episodes of Entourage so far. ...
What’s Up With These Crazy Furniture Commercials?
Cheesy cable access commercials aren’t as prevalent as they once were in the 80’s and 90’s, but furniture stores seem to continue to carry the torch. Seems like every state has some sort of furniture commercial that has a guy scream...
Happy Mother’s Day from Justin Timberlake and Andy Sandberg
From the duo that brought you “Jizz In My Pants” and “Dick in a Box”, JT and Andy deliver another classic showing how to “take care” of a needy mother with a Motherlover. Related posts:Jizz in My Pants - Another F...
Arrested Development Movie Coming in 2010 - The Cast - Where Are They Now?
Arrested Development was quite possibly the most unappreciated TV show ever. It was critically acclaimed, well written, well acted, original and most importantly hysterical. Only lasting three seasons, the show has a loyal following and has added n...
Suited and Awesome - The Top Ten Barney Stinson Quotes
How I Met Your Mother is filled with funny quotes, most of them coming from Neil Patrick Harris‘ character Barney Stinson. Armed with a suit, no conscious and awesomeness, Barney Stinson is a player with an insatiable appetite for the ladies. H...
April Fools! Our Version of CBS’s “I Get That a Lot”
“I Get That a Lot” is a new prank show from CBS premiering on April Fools Day. Celebrities (Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, Jeff Probst, etc.) pretend to be normal people and say “I get that a lot” when stopped by normal folk. Ha...
Fast and Furious - The 10 Best Cars in Movie and TV History
Fast and Furious opens this week marking the return of Vin Diesel, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez and Paul Walker to their most well known...vehicle. In honor of this, we present the 10 best cars in movie and TV history....
Check Out the British Comedy ‘The Modern Toss’ on IFC!
Modern Toss, a British comedy that pokes fun at tedious, mind numbing jobs, premiered on IFC's The Automat, Tuesday, March 17, at 11:00 p.m. EST....
Eastbound and Down Quotes - Kenny Powers Unleashed
Here are some of the best Kenny Powers Quotes (Powerisms) from HBOs hilarious series East Bound and Down....
Eastbound and Down: My New Favorite Show…Maybe
Last Sunday the new comedy Eastbound and Down premiered on HBO and it was hysterical. The show follows the exploits of former major league pitcher Kenny Powers played by Danny McBride (Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express). Kenny enjoyed some success in...
The 10 Greatest Laughs of Alltime
Buzz Pirates Top 10 List of the greatest Laughs of all time....
Randy Bailey - Buzz Pirates’ Douche of the Day
When Randy Bailey, the 49 year-old wedding videographer from Eagle Rock, Missouri, became the eleventh person voted out SURVIVOR: GABON a few weeks ago, we were a little disappointed. Not because we like Randy, mind you, but because we felt like it w...
G. I. Joe: Now I Know, and Knowing is Half the Battle
In August 2009 a live action version of G.I. Joe will hit theaters. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra will have a big cast (including Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon Levit, Marlon Wayans, Sienna Miller and many more) and a big budget (over $170...
Tina Fey Scores as Sarah Palin on SNL Season Premiere
The season premiere of Saturday Night Live started off strong with Tina Fey returning to her stomping grounds with a spot on impression of Sarah Palin. Props to Tina and Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton for a funny, topical and well executed sketch to ...
10 Classic NORM! Quotes from Cheers
Remember the good old days of television, when sitcoms didn’t suck? When sexual harassment in the workplace was ok, drinking beer at noon was acceptable, and lawyers and doctors hung out with mailmen? When you could go to a place to take a brea...
