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Candy Kirby | Deep Thoughts by a Chick with a Stripper Name
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Humor columnist musing about celebrities, news, sex, pop culture and life as a chick with a stripper name.
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What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Ryan Seacrest
Nars’ “Female Trouble” lip gloss in lilac mauve; sugar-free iced vanilla latte; Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolving Strips; a tongue lashing from Simon Cowell (I’ll let you decide what kind)...
An Open Letter to Hollywood
Dear Hollywood: You’ve thrown a lot of, um, questionable stuff our way over the years. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, for example. The Hottie and the Nottie. Barney & Friends. Speed 2. From Justin to Kelly. David Hasselhoff. And ...
How to Determine If Your Dress is Too Short: A Guide for Kristin Cavallari
Phrase of the Day: Mid[iddy]-Life Crisis
Mid[iddy]-Life Crisis n. When an egotistical hip-hop mogul approaching the Big 4-0 dumps his baby mama and longtime girlfriend to marry a 21-year-old singer too young to remember when he was “Puff Daddy.”...
Candy Gives Relationship Advice to Alien
I know, I know.. if only I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that! For more of Zarbod and his unsuccessful-but-entertaining quest for love on Earth, check out his YouTube channel....

