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• Surf’s Up for Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra

  Posted on Wednesday August 6th, 2008 at 17:07 in celebutards

  Five bucks goes to the person who pushes it in the pool....

• Deep Thoughts by Kim Kardashian

  Posted on Monday July 28th, 2008 at 19:47 in celebutards, Deep thoughts

  “Like, oh my gawd.  That thing has even bigger buns than me!”...

• D-List Skank War!

  Posted on Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 18:16 in celebutards, fight

  Two of the most irrelevant women in Hollywood, Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian, have managed to land on the tabloid radar again with the most classic tactic in the book:  A catfight. If your eyes a...

• What Took Them So Long?

  Posted on Friday July 18th, 2008 at 18:01 in busted, celebutards

  The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department had the audacity to make Khloe Kardashian wait an entire 173 minutes before releasing her from jail for her DUI arrest today. 173 minutes!  Don’t they...

• Brooke Hogan Sees Nothing Wrong with a Little Ass Rubbing Among Family

  Posted on Wednesday June 25th, 2008 at 12:13 in celebutards, Sexy Time

  Brooke Hogan, 20, who recently sold out her family to the tabloids in the usual classy Hogan-style, tells Us Weekly that she sees nothing wrong with those photos showing her dad applying lotion to her...

• Kim Kardashian Wants to Pull Up the Rear in Next Bond Movie

  Posted on Tuesday June 24th, 2008 at 14:54 in celebutards

  Because Denise Richards didn’t inflict nearly enough damage on the Bond franchise, Kim Kardashian has offered up HER huge acting chops — or, at least, her huge rump roast — to the ne...

• Giggle-Worthy Picture of the Day

  Posted on Tuesday June 24th, 2008 at 13:24 in celebutards, Paris Hilton

  Paris Hilton gracefully falling down the stairs at a salon yesterday....

• “The Greatest Song of Spencer Pratt’s Life”

  Posted on Monday June 23rd, 2008 at 17:29 in celebutards, lordy

  Us Magazine has “exclusive” access — that’s right, EXCLUSIVE — to Heidi Montag’s new song, “Fashion,” which Spencer Pratt calls “the greatest song...

• Nicole Richie at The Crystal + Lucy Awards’ “A Black and White Gala”

  Posted on Thursday June 19th, 2008 at 13:18 in celebutards

  Sources say Nicole was confused when event coordinators attached a couple tiebacks to her dress and hoisted her onto a curtain rod....

• ATM = “A Total Media Whore”

  Posted on Tuesday June 10th, 2008 at 12:11 in celebutards

  “How much will it take, guys?” Heidi Montag swings by the ATM machine, so that she can pay the paparazzi to continue following her… The Puffy Shirt lives!...