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Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still full of self loathing and disdain, but…that’s just Monday, right? The reason this particular Monday was so excellent is ...
Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style
Like many great things, it began with fantasy football. Jonny Guru, Matty Guru and I, Matty Jr. Guru, were at our friend Lang’s house, drafting for our football league. I’m not going to go into the details of the draft, because that might eve...
A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?
Check out Jonny’s take on the wonderful world of non-descript Asian candy… Candy Gurus Rating: 1/10. Run, It’s a Spitter! ☆ ...
Yorkie is Yucky
Thanks again to candyguru reader, nay – enthusiast, Craig (!) for providing review fodder in this…um very heavy bar to review. Not Greg Brady ‘heavy, man’, I mean this is easily the heaviest chocolate bar I’ve ever held ...
Popcorn Induced Flashback
Remember those stores in the 80’s that sold nothing but flavored popcorn? I’m not sure if they were country-wide, but I had one not far from my house. Me, my brother and our friend Jamie would frequent the place…just about every...
Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style
A few months ago, we reviewed Haribo’s “Rotella” (check out the review here). They’re like stringy gummy candy, rolled up in the form of a wheel. The Rotella flavors were your garden variety Haribo fare- strawberry, lemon, o...


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