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My Worst Photofit ID
Can you recognise me from this Photo ID? Can the police identify and arrest me based on this uncanny likeness? If you reckon that couldn’t happen it’s obvious you aren’t in Bolivia. Bolivian police managed to track down a man wanted...
Fake Buddha Visitations
I wasn’t fooled for one moment by this cheap attempt to cash in on the Virgin Mary on Feta craze. What with people seeing holy images and experiencing uplifting visitations on toasted cheese, chocolate drops and griller grunge, it was only a m...
The Devil in Marge Simpson
The Devil in Marge Marge Simpson is a church-going woman. She’s respectable, polite and proper, a virtuous woman, worthy and well thought of in her community. She’s always tried her best to get some manners into her oafish old man and tha...
Bras Protect from Bio-Terror
Three cheers for Elena Bodnar, who received the public health accolade for a dual-use brassiere at the Ig Nobel Prizes this year. A former resident of Ukraine. Bodnar was present at the time of the Chernobyl accident, and knows the importance of be...
Casanova Shark Zorro lacks Romance
This is Zorro, the Casanova of the Shark world. His amorous advances had completely worn out his tank mates at Sea Life Belgium and so the six-year-old zebra shark was shipped in to the Sea Life London, wherein dwells an unattached and attractive f...
The Holy Mouse
With all of these new sightings of Mary (the BVM) around the globe, I’ve been searching for a Holy Apparition myself. Surely someone like myself, the original rose-petal strewer at St Fidelis parish church and steeped from an early impressiona...
