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Cats with Thumbs

http://www.catswiththumbs.com

Understated topical satire and other anomalies from around the globe.

Added on: Dec 29th, 2007
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: FrankR
Listed in: Satirical News Social Commentary
Tags: news humor blogs writing cats satire

Recent Posts

United Kingdom to Petition World Court for Return of Original 13 U.S. Colonies

Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 06:25 in satire, England, revolution, United Nations, queen elizabeth, colonies

CWT, London, England. A confidential source inside the United Kingdom Office of the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs reports that Her Majesty's ministers are finalizing a petition to the United Nations World Court for the retur...
Immigrant Catapult Stymies U.S. Border Patrol

Posted on Monday May 12th, 2008 at 21:05 in Mexico, immigration, satire, border patrol

CWT, Along the Rio Grande, Texas. A month long on-site investigation by Cats With Thumbs field reporters confirms illegal immigrants from Mexico are being launched over the border in increasing numbers by a massive catapult. U.S. Border Patrol agent...
White Rapper Files Racial Discrimination Lawsuit

Posted on Friday March 28th, 2008 at 20:02 in satire, rap, racism

CWT - Atlanta. Cats With Thumbs sources inside the Dekalb County, Georgia courthouse report white rap artist " Snack-Cracker " will file a civil lawsuit early next week claiming racial discrimination and violation of his civil rights. CWT's contacts...
Canada to Annex North Dakota, Residents "Quite Pleased"

Posted on Thursday February 7th, 2008 at 09:00 in satire, North Dakota

CWT - Bismark, ND. Cats With Thumbs midwest affilate reports year long secret negotiations between the U.S. & Canada are in the " final stages, " and the U.S. State of North Dakota is expected to become the 11th Canadian Province before the end ...
Aliens Make Contact, Request "No Further Communication"

Posted on Tuesday January 29th, 2008 at 17:48 in satire, aliens, seti

CWT - Hat Creek, CA. A confidential Cats With Thumbs source at the SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) Allen Telescope Array confirmed to our reporter several messages originating from at least 25,000 light years away were received on D...
Ku Klux Klan Attempts Makeover, Americans "Unimpressed"

Posted on Sunday January 20th, 2008 at 07:34 in satire, terrorism, Ku Klux Klan

CWT - Aboard the Motor Vessel "Eva Braun" Somewhere in the South Atlantic. In an exclusive interview, exiled Grand Wizard of the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Absalom Knib revealed to Cats With Thumbs a long range plan to revamp and revitalize t...