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You’re on Notice: Revisited
I was all set today to write a post of all the things that are NOT on notice (yanno, tits list) after being all hating in my post on Friday…it was going to include things like The West Wing. Really? Has there ever been a better show? I don̵...
You’re on Notice
1. Isabella, 4, for the crime of stealing two entire books of stamps and decorating her disney printables with first-class forever stamps. Who knew she’d be drawn to those stinkin’ bells. Liberty, my ass. Well, it’s a good thing I ...
Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can’t We?
This morning in the car on the way to school, after I assured a very nervous Isabella that hot dogs do not, in fact, come from actual dogs* and assuring her that we would find her a boyfriend named Zachary because that is her “most specialist n...
I Should Probably Stick to My Day Job.
Yes, I am one of THOSE moms. I whip the camera out and ask a million questions to try to get my children to perform things for the camera when all they really want to do is shove their hand over the screen and go back to whatever it is they were doin...
The DC Effect.
There are things I know and just, well, forget. Like the nuts thing. I KNOW that I should only eat exactly 9 cashews or else I suffer the stomach pain of death for the rest of the day. But, hot damn, I really like cashews so while I’m eating th...
ISO: Bully Free Zone
This morning, in the car. Isabella: You know those Snuggie things? They really are just like big sweaters, huh? Josh: No! They are blankets! BLANKETS! Isabella: But, Josh, they have HOODS. Hoods are for sweaters; not blankets. And they have sleeves. ...
