Recent Posts Tagged With 'Asides'

• Men. Vs. Women

  Posted on Tuesday January 5th, 2010 at 06:39 in Asides

  Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”...

• Men Vs. Women

  Posted on Monday January 4th, 2010 at 06:09 in Asides

  Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened....

• Debate

  Posted on Thursday December 31st, 2009 at 06:32 in Asides

  When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate....

• Pointless

  Posted on Wednesday December 30th, 2009 at 06:38 in Asides

  To write with a broken pencil is pointless....

• Roundest Knight

  Posted on Tuesday December 29th, 2009 at 07:54 in Asides

  The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference....

• He’s All Right Now

  Posted on Monday December 28th, 2009 at 06:09 in Asides

  Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now....

• Resting A Rest

  Posted on Sunday December 27th, 2009 at 06:37 in Asides

  Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest....

• It Hit Me

  Posted on Saturday December 26th, 2009 at 21:12 in Asides

  I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....

• Peter Drucker

  Posted on Friday December 18th, 2009 at 02:50 in Asides

  The only reason the word guru is so popular is because charlatan is so hard to spell. ~ Peter Drucker...

• Charles Bruxton

  Posted on Thursday December 17th, 2009 at 02:43 in Asides

  You will never “find” time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. ~ Charles Bruxton...

• Scottish Proverb

  Posted on Wednesday December 16th, 2009 at 02:23 in Asides

  What may be done at any time will be done at no time. ~ Scottish Proverb...

• John Randolph

  Posted on Tuesday December 15th, 2009 at 02:11 in Asides

  Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions. ~ John Randolph...

• Henry David Thoreau

  Posted on Monday December 14th, 2009 at 02:34 in Asides

  You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. ~ Henry David Thoreau...

• Anthony Robbins

  Posted on Tuesday December 8th, 2009 at 02:42 in Asides

  Once you have mastered time, you will understand how true it is that most people overestimate what they can accomplish in a year – and underestimate what they can achieve in a decade! ~ Anthony Robbins...

• Author Unknown

  Posted on Sunday December 6th, 2009 at 02:46 in Asides

  Ordinary people think merely of spending time. Great people think of using it. ~ Author Unknown...

• Stephen R. Covey

  Posted on Saturday December 5th, 2009 at 02:33 in Asides

  The key is in not spending time, but in investing it. ~ Stephen R. Covey...

• ~ Charles Richards

  Posted on Friday December 4th, 2009 at 02:58 in Asides

  Don’t be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. One man gets only a week’s value out of a year while another man gets a full year’s value out of a week. ~ Charles Richards...

• Franklin Field

  Posted on Thursday December 3rd, 2009 at 02:31 in Asides

  The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words: “I did not have time.” ~ Franklin Field...

• Sir John Lubbock

  Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 02:50 in Asides

  In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking. ~ Sir John Lubbock...

• Louis E. Boone

  Posted on Monday November 30th, 2009 at 02:18 in Asides

  I am definitely going to take a course on time management… just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. ~ Louis E. Boone...

• Carl Sandburg

  Posted on Sunday November 29th, 2009 at 02:57 in Asides

  Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. ~ Carl Sandburg...

• Michael Altshuler

  Posted on Saturday November 28th, 2009 at 02:13 in Asides

  The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. ~ Michael Altshuler...

• Time Flies

  Posted on Saturday November 28th, 2009 at 02:13 in Asides

  The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. ~ Michael Altshuler...

• Time

  Posted on Friday November 27th, 2009 at 02:14 in Asides

  Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. ~ H. Jackson Brown...

• Jealous

  Posted on Thursday November 26th, 2009 at 02:24 in Asides

  You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!...

• Do it neatly

  Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 02:31 in Asides

  When you don’t know what you are doing, do it neatly....

• Happy Person

  Posted on Thursday November 19th, 2009 at 02:06 in Asides

  The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery even when he has to take a detour....

• Wrong Lane

  Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 02:12 in Asides

  When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way....

• Support your right

  Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 02:15 in Asides

  Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!...

• Then things got worse

  Posted on Sunday November 15th, 2009 at 02:28 in Asides

  We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse....