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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to...
Definitions You Need to Know
This is great! It refers to several denominations - had to pass it on! See this and a whole lot more at Look to the Lord AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. - BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending the Service. - CHOIR: A group of p...
God Bless All the Little…
Found at http://looktolord.blogspot.com/2007/06/god-bless-all-little.html There was a boy who lived with his family on a farm. The farm had an icehouse, where produce was stored. One day, the boy noticed that a family of wrens was trapped in the bu...
He Needs a Vacation!
Found at http://looktolord.blogspot.com/search/label/Pastor%20Appreciation : TOP 7 SIGNS YOUR PASTOR NEEDS A VACATION 7. His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are “Alright, listen up you heathens…” 6. He falls aslee...
Faith
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a m...
The Millionaire
At a church meeting a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. “I'm a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that turning point in...

