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Christy the Writer
http://www.ChristytheWriter.com
Stream-of-consciousness, slice-of-life stuff. Very funny, but clean enough to show your mother.
- Added on: Jun 20th, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Christy Potter Kass
- Listed in: Humor Personal
- Tags: life funny humor women writing new jersey
Recent Posts
Yeah, so Merry Christmas, youse guys.
Guy and I just came home from Christmas Eve services at church. The kids put on an adorable Christmas pageant. Shepherds in their long robes, various braying donkeys and bleating sheep, the three wise men bearing their gifts, Joseph, two blonde angel...
Next time she gets Don Ho’s “Tiny Bubbles”
I was sitting at a stoplight this afternoon when this kid in a Jeep pulled up next to me, blasting some horrible music that everyone within a ten-block radius could hear. I rolled down my window and blasted my music back at her. I realize it would ha...
When I was his age, I had more respect.
I was just standing at the stove making myself some oatmeal and I wanted some dried fruit to stir into it, but all I could find in the cupboard were prunes. Now Guy is standing here laughing at me. I wish he wouldn’t get in my way when he knows...
I was going to say the honking and the swearing, but…
Me: “Have you ever been to New Jersey?” Brad: “Nope.” Me: “You guys should come for a visit!” Brad: “I don’t think so.” Me: “You should! You know what you’d love about Jersey?” B...
So basically… yeah. There’s no hope for any of us.
I was leaving the supermarket just now and the guy whose job it is, whose JOB IT IS to bring in shopping carts from the parking lot, yelled at the Salvation Army bell ringer for trying to talk to him, shouting, “I’m REALLY busy right now,...
An Ode to My Pre-Christmas Panic
There’s one week left ’til Christmas And in all the areas of my life Not one single thing is finished. I am one very sorry wife. The light strings are all tangled up In one big messy heap I could go buy some new ones, But I’m just w...
