Recent Posts Tagged With '21 jump street'

• Weekend Update: Off the Island (Seriously) No Life Jacket or Life Preserver, Run In with 21 Jump Street and Bowling to Victory

  Posted on Monday July 27th, 2009 at 15:44 in Dating, wtf, quarter life crisis, weekend update, 21 jump street, the spaniard

  Over the weekend I took a big girl pill. Seriously I swallowed that bad boy whole with no chaser…wait that’s a drinking analogy…you will get where I’m going shortly. So if you remember on Thursday the electricity mysteriously went out in my...

• 21 Jump Street's Attempted Resurrection

  Posted on Sunday March 22nd, 2009 at 08:55 in quarter life crisis, gents, 21 jump street, the best friend, the spaniard, the little brother

  So I caved…..but it was calculated and intentional. 21 Jump Street (because he’s a p***y) texted me and said we needed to talk. My only assumption he’s so vain he probably thinks that Facebook message was about him, and it was so I guess he w...

• 21 Jump Street's Demise

  Posted on Friday March 6th, 2009 at 14:14 in Dating, quarter life crisis, resolutions, gents, 21 jump street, the best friend, the spaniard, nurse friend, mailroom boy

  Earlier I decided that I was gonna post about Barbie (that bad ass tattoo having harlot). But then I said to myself, Faith (because I use my formal name when I talk to myself) pretty much every humoblogger will have something to say about that hussy ...

• Happy Belated Valentine's Day

  Posted on Monday February 16th, 2009 at 16:06 in Dating, resolutions, gents, 21 jump street, the spaniard, mailroom boy

  Happy Valentine’s Day, well Happy Belated Valentine’s Day to all my readers. Hopefully the holiday brought you all the love your mind can understand and your heart can hold. For me, the holiday brought clarification and confirmation.Let me run th...

• I Must Be Giving Off Major Pheromones

  Posted on Wednesday February 4th, 2009 at 20:43 in Dating, quarter life crisis, gents, 21 jump street, the spaniard, mailroom boy

  Not sure what the deal is these days but I think every man I’ve come in contact with and a few I haven’t seen in person recently crawled out of the woodworks. My look hasn’t changed in any way. I figure I must be producing high pheromone levels...

• Recovery And It Feels So Good

  Posted on Friday January 2nd, 2009 at 23:26 in new year, gents, the godfather, 21 jump street

  Today I woke up without the uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach. Uneasy aka icky alcohol from the night before still inhibiting my stomach lining and lurking in wait for me to wake before rushing out my mouth. It's a small price to pay to the par...