Recent Posts Tagged With 'dear so-and-so'

• A letter to February

  Posted on Tuesday February 17th, 2009 at 23:16 in humor, Rant, weather, dear so-and-so

  Dear February,Last week was lovely! No really, it was. Birds singing and daffodils blooming beside my stoop. T-shirts and rolled up jeans for five days straight. I never knew a sudden burst of pollen allergies could be so liberating!So what the f...

• Dear T-Mobile:

  Posted on Wednesday December 10th, 2008 at 12:11 in dear so-and-so

  Thanks for the Blackberry.  :)...

• Dear T-Mobile:

  Posted on Saturday November 29th, 2008 at 22:41 in Rant, dear so-and-so

  Once again I wish death upon you.Once again you will die, slowly, by drowning.Once again you will not receive an absurd amount of money from my wallet.Once again, I hate you.Once again, you will be dead.Dead. Dead. Dead....

• Dear film studies teacher:

  Posted on Monday November 10th, 2008 at 11:49 in dear so-and-so

  Some people think you dress too young, but I think your the shit, so rock it....

• Dear male roommate:

  Posted on Monday November 10th, 2008 at 10:19 in Rant, note to self, dear so-and-so

  There's this thing, you see, called cleaning.  You do it after you make a horrible mess of the kitchen while cooking a pizza, or dumping a bag of trail mix into a plastic container.  Then, there's this thing called a dishwasher.  You put your dirt...

• Dear Barrack Obama:

  Posted on Wednesday November 5th, 2008 at 09:06 in politics, election, dear so-and-so

  THANKS FOR CHANGE!xoxo...

• Dear roommate's cats:

  Posted on Monday October 27th, 2008 at 07:43 in life, Rant, dear so-and-so

  WHY/HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?You stink.  My apartment is starting to get that they-have-some-sort-of-animal smell.  This must be controlled.  I don't think it should be my job to do it, but it looks like no one else will do anything about it.Fuck i...

• Dear T-Mobile:

  Posted on Friday October 17th, 2008 at 13:14 in money, dear so-and-so

  Kiss my ass. I never have and never will use close to 1000 minutes in one month - let alone the 2074 you charged me for. Please die.Thank you....

• Dear Taylor from the Zoe Project...

  Posted on Wednesday October 15th, 2008 at 11:52 in zoe, dear so-and-so

  Not only are you a psycho bitch with no emotion yet amazing style, you say the damnedest things."It's Brad or I. Brad or I!"It's Brad or me.Please and thank you.xoxoxo...