Recent Posts Tagged With 'food'

• Do your shoes *sparkle*?

  Posted on Wednesday January 28th, 2009 at 15:14 in life, environment, shoes, food

  Mine never do.But if you're into shoe shining (that's a bitch to say 10 times in a row) and eco-friendly, here's a nifty way to do it without getting all that gross and toxic polish all over you and Mother Earth.This shit is bananas.  B-A-N-A-N-A-S...

• Holy rubber of god...

  Posted on Friday October 10th, 2008 at 22:42 in humor, food, people

  Said the woman in the Mexican restaurant tonight, "...and what kind of decent Christian woman wouldn't have a GOD DAMN spare tire? Thank the heavenly father for those blessed AAA men. Oh, yes, Jesus, thank you, lord."After which she stuffed herself ...