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Elmo Potty Mouth
I debated over whether to post this or not; I try to provide content with at least some redeeming value of which this video has none. Still, it's funny as hell and caters to my brand of humor which this blog has been in short supply of lately. I'll b...
While You Were At BlogHer...
So, while many of you were at BlogHer, I was out of town with my family making this little slide show. Enjoy.(Sorry for the crappy quality - YouTube always messes up the picture of my videos for some reason. It might look better from this site.)Straw...
Did You See The One About The Girl Taking Singing Lessons?
My sister in Florida is a music teacher and as a treat sent some CD's for Allie and Avery to practice with. Without further ado, I give you Avery and the Octave Jumping Eyebrows...Special thanks to Hugh Weber, founder of Dude to Dad, who made this vi...
The Muppets Just Got Cool Again
Being a huge Ocean's franchise fan and a Muppets fan I thought this too cool.Enjoy a weekend edition of Clark Kent's Squwak Box...
The Muppets Can Eat It
Nothing against the Muppest, but these puppets are waaaaaay cooler.Life In Technicolor ii lyricsThere's a wild wind blowingDown the corner of my streetEvery night there the headlights are glowingThere's a cold war comingOn the radio I heardBaby it's ...
Happy Mother's Day... With Barn Animals
As many already have, I'd like to wish all the moms out there, including my own, a wonderful day. You deserve it. To the rest of you who are not moms well, please, say hello to your mutha for me. Thank you moms....
This Quite Frankly, Is Disturbing
I can only image sitting in on the ad meeting that yielded this marketing concept.Lets take the creepiest character on TV and then pair him up with the most annoying...gangsta style. Apparently, a few parents are not happy with the whole idea which...
Stay Back... Or I'll Make You Laugh
Last week I went to lunch with my best friend Mark. Seeing as how I don't out much these days, it was much needed. After we finished he said, "Let's go to the mall and act like teenagers." Keep in mind we're both 37 and have ADD, so what could be mor...
A Day At The Improv
Apparently Ashley and the girls decided to make a little music video the other night. I have no idea what the reference is to "pink dolphins," (possibly from smelling too many Sharpie markers) but the comment about the mean step-dad is directed at my...
I Have No Idea Why This Is Funny...
...but it is. Well, I'm on Spring Break with the boys this week, and we're planing on going swimming - but not with this kid....
Any March Madness Fans? You'll Love This Idea.
The NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney is a sort of a big deal in my family. To illustrate, my father has been in serious need of surgery to both knees for the past several years. Finally, this past August he conceded to do so, with an understanding he wo...
New Dad? Or Soon To Be?
This video is dedicated to all you new dads or those soon to be. ...
The Creepiest Commercials... EVER!
People, these quite frankly are the creepiest commercials I have ever seen. Am I crazy?I hope this dude doesn't have a creamy middle. And for crying out loud want guy in his right mind wants to smell like a Hershey bar? I guess this next one is supp...
A Video Valentine To My Children
Speed Of SoundHow long before I get inBefore it starts before I beginHow long before you decideBefore I know what it feels likeWhere to, where do I go?If you never try then you'll never knowHow long do I have to climbUp on the side of this mountain o...
The Girl With A Thousand Faces
So I guess the other day "Lois" was at the computer a decided to run a screen test or something with Avery to demonstrate the kid's acting prowess and range of emotion. Here's how it turned out...Oh, and Yo Gabba Gabba? Who can do that? Better yet, w...
Do You Have A Girl Named Gily?
We have a girl like this, not so much at school, but definitely at home. Her name is Avery. "Avery? Averrrrrrrry? A-ver-y? Did you just throw toothpaste on your sister because she's wearing the headband you wanted to wear?""Sorry." ...
I Just Can't Harp On This Enough
As you all know, my feelings concerning minivans are well publicized (I know, let it go already). However, when I saw this little video courtesy of FAIL Blog my perspective changed somewhat. Count how many dudes come flying out of this thing....
Vacation Slides & Prozac
The trip is over. The kids are belly-aching about school and it's time to go back to work. The last two weeks happened about that fast. Flipping through the volumes of pictures from the holidays brought a fat grin to my face, but like always, it also...
American Idol - Toddler Edition
Both Allie and Avery are talented kids (who doesn't think their kid's talented, even if they are step-kids? Nothing says I can't still live vicariously through them too). Avery is the actor while Allie has the musical inclinations. On the trip Allie ...
Double Feature: Poetry Spam & Take Your Daughter To Work Day
Today's "Double Feature Thursday." Actually I just made that up, but this post really is about two unrelated ideas wrapped up in one box with a neat little red ribbon. Since I don't have an office Christmas party of my own per say, then consider this...
What Happened To The Ghost Of Christmas Easy?
Due to space in the mini-van (I need room for the cage matches), we've been buying gifts on line and having them shipped ahead of us. You would think that avoiding all the hassles and frustration of going to actual stores - the crowds, finding a park...
Christmas Greetings From Clark & Sons
Hi all,I'm back, well more or less anyway. Did I miss anything big while I was out? The first thing I wanted do was to send out my blog version of my Christmas card wishing all my blog friends and readers a very Happy Holiday Season from me and my f...
It's All My Fault
I'm sure everyone's seen this already but I just wanted to apologize for the way things turned out.For regular readers, I'm elbow deep in a project and will be back soon....
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