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Posted on Monday December 1st, 2008 at 15:39
In asking for a raise, the employee hinted that several companies were after him. “What companies?” his boss asked. The man replied, “The gas company, electric company, finance company…” *** A beggar was sitting n the sidewalk expou...
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Posted on Saturday November 8th, 2008 at 15:10
Psychiatrist: “I’m not aware of your problem, so perhaps you should start at the beginning.” Patient: “All right. In the beginning I created the heavens and the earth…” *** This joke must have happened when credit cards were not y...
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Posted on Saturday October 25th, 2008 at 06:01
One wedding guest to another: “It’s a marriage of convenience. She owns a big luxury car and he owns a gas station.” When the Boston Symphony played an avant-garde composition which repeats a single chord endlessly, someone in the balcony s...
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Posted on Saturday October 18th, 2008 at 09:02
From an editorial in the university of Kentucky student newspaper: “Recent reports have said that a number of graduates cannot even read or right.” From an AD in the Friendswood-Pearland, Texas, News: “Housepeeper needed for a couple.” ...
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Posted on Sunday August 24th, 2008 at 08:44
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: “If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?”The winning reply was: “The one nearest the exit.” An 11-year o...
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Posted on Sunday August 17th, 2008 at 15:00
If it is on, I must turn it off. If it is off, I must turn it on. If it is folded, I must unfold it. If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled. If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared. If it is high, it must be reache...
Hi Virgo .. very very sweet blog .. nice jokes and beautiful cartoons really i need to see it everyday to keep the smile on always .. lol have a nice day .. and thanks for ur visiting to my blog
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