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Confessions of a dumb white guy

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An elevator smells different to midget, but my blog smells just right. Please wash your hands before returning to work.

Added on: Aug 12th, 2005
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: mrshife
Listed in: Observational Humor Crude Humor
Tags: humor crude humor observational humor

Recent Posts

Rookie Dad Journal Highlights (November)

Posted on Tuesday December 1st, 2009 at 12:19

November 1 – Back home after a nice weekend up north. And then we came home and tore the house a new one by rearranging furniture so the little man has a nice play room to roam around and create his own version of the opening scene of Raiders of th...
Random Acts of Shifeness

Posted on Tuesday November 24th, 2009 at 17:18

I don't know if this is a well-known fact or not, but there is a way you can tell how "big" a guy is by having him make the loser sign. Here is an image to help you out in case you wanted to know what Michael Moore is packing.Anyway it is pretty accu...
Technorati

Posted on Tuesday November 24th, 2009 at 16:20

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My Top 10 List

Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 11:18

10. The number of years I chewed tobacco. Such a disgusting habit that I picked it up while I was in the Navy. I tried to quit so many times, and I think I did everything imaginable to try and make it happen. But finally I did quit and I have never l...
Rookie Dad Journal Highlights (October)

Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 10:33

October 1 – Getting ready to take the Mania back to the Midwest for the first time. He gets to see the Cardinals play and some more relatives will meet the little wildcat.October 2 – Off to STL. Baby Shife slept through most of the Cardinal game ...
The Murtaugh List

Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 06:52

The Murtaugh List is a list made famous by the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" and is inspired by Danny Glover's character Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon." Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit" P...