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The Brit lives near London and the Grit lives near Memphis, Tn. We comment on, and discuss, world events, politics, cultural differences, and just about everything else. We find most of it funny, and it shows.
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Bras
If you were thinking that the Japanese were loosing their cutting edge in bra technology, think again… Of course, the Americans still hold the advantage in bra storage capacity… … not to mention bra removal ability. Regardless of...
Halloween Horror!!!
Thought y’all might appreciate a bit of a scare on Halloween, so here we go. Our hall of horrors tonight includes President and Leader For Life Obama, who raised tobacco taxes. The modern equivalent of Frankenstein’s Monster… Heal...
Warped Wednesday
Thought y’all might need a laugh; I know I did Enjoy. the Grit...
Re-education camp primer
Since my usually unreliable source has mentioned that under the cover of the swine flu emergency, large numbers of enemies of the state are going to be “quarantined” in re-education camps, and I figure anyone who reads this blog is probab...
Crass Commercial Monday
Enjoy. the Grit...
Flash 10/09/09
In a surprise move the Nobel Committee has awarded this year’s peace prize to President and Leader For Life Obama. When asked why one committee member admitted that the Beloved One hadn’t actually done anything to qualify and won solely b...
Trashy Tuesday
I think the title says it all. Let’s start off with trailer trash. Trashy song next. And we can’t leave out trashy people. Who doesn’t love trash jokes? This guy apparently. Which leaves us to wind it down with a blast fr...
Marching with the Czars
I hear, from my usually unreliable source, that there are so many czars now they’re forming a precision drill team. So I wrote them a marching song. We are czars that ain’t no lie We’ll run your life until you die. Regulating is ...
What’s a few million between subjects?
In case you have been avoiding current events, God King Obama and His wife have taken separate jets to Copenhegan to persuade the Olympic selection mob that the 2016 games should be held in Obama’s adopted home town of Chicago which event would...
The next round of Czars
Despite the growing criticism of President and Leader For Life Obama’s over use of Czars to get around Congressional oversight, He is showing no signs of halting the practice. Thanks to information leaked to me by my usually unreliable source...
Weird Wednesday 09/16/09
Welcome to another Weird Wednesday! One thing first, before I open the spigot of strange, Writer Chick (Annie) has moved again so a bit of link updating could be indicated. And now, without further delay, let the weird times roll! We’ll sta...
weird 9/11
Alright, I forgot Weird Wednesday because the holiday threw me off, and I’ve been feeling guilty about it. Then, when I saw the following bit of weirdness, I saw the chance to redeem myself. Thank you Weird Actor… Next we’ll ...
Your tax dollars at liberal work
OK, this is almost completely unbelieveable… … but, considering that this is the same organization that put President and Leader For Life Obama into office through massive voter fraud, I’m thinking that the benefit of the doubt go...
09/09/09 and welcome to it.
With such an auspicious date as 09/09/09 I feel compelled to say something about it. In China it apparently translates somehow into meaning “for a long time,” so hordes of couples are getting hitched in hopes of picking up some luck for...
The EU goes lightless!
And today Europe starts going dark: Europe’s Ban on Old-Style Bulbs Begins That’s right, no more real light bulbs will be distributed for sale in any European Union conutry. Instead, our friends actoss the water will have to make do with th...
Please tell me. Pretty please?
As you might know by now, Obama Creates New Interrogation Unit. In an effort to distance himself from the much-criticized interrogation methods used by the Bush administration and its agents, President Barack Obama has ordered the formation of a new ...
Weird Grit 1
Say hello to Weird Wednesday part 1. My good friend Annie, better known as Writer Chick, has been doing this for a while now, and invited me to play along. So brace yourself and let’s get our weird on. Let’s get started with a doubl...
Crash & Burn
In honor of what our Government is doing to the country, I figure the following videos are appropiate. Hope everyone’s automobile insurance was paid up! the Grit...
Just for fun.
I just can’t take politics today, so let us have some fun. And the usual ADULT CONTENT warnings apply. As it traditional, we’ll start with a dick joke. Which is proof that you should keep the little fellow under wraps in these survei...
Do you hear the sound of marching feet?
I saw this article today… Officials see rise in militia groups across US … which got me to wondering what the basis for this was? Who are these militia groups the Government fears so much? Fortunately, a quick email to my usually unre...
Random stuff
Just random stuff I found this morning that I thought was worth sharing. Oh, and warnings for NUDITY, VIOLENCE and ADULT CONENT. I see no reason we shouldn’t start out with a bang… And who could forget health care reform? I’...
Why the rush to nationalize health care?
While in the past I have pointed out that the liberals, mesmerized by President and Leader For Life Obama, are in a rush to place our health care under Government control because they have a limited window of time to get it done before His hypnoti...
And the love affair continues…
There’s so much going on these days that one would think any news agency, such as Time magazine, would be having great difficult trying to decide which important stories would have to be left out. Apparently, I don’t understand the news...
Obama is the antiChrist!
I called this one already, but I wasn’t totally sure. This, however, pretty much puts the antiChrist pin on the lapel of President and Leader For Life Obama… I feel strange about this. I usually just love being right. the Grit...
If the Government can do it to us…
Let me start with ADULT CONTENT WARNING. Not that they don’t show some of this in public school classrooms these days, but better safe than sorry. Then we’ll move on to my theory that if the Government can screw us, as they’ve dem...
Making fun of the headlines.
Some times there’s just too much news to sort through and decide which bit to mock. So, I’m just going to take some headlines off the Drudge Report and make fun of them. If you want to read the actual stories you can find the links on...
Obama flips us the bird one more time.
OK. We’re in the midst of a government induced recession. Our banking system is all screwed up. We’re almost at 10% unemployment rates. We’ve just borrowed some amount of money over a trillion dollars. North Korea is threa...
Meet your new doctor.
Once I saw this bit of liberal raceism… Health Care Quotas Among the provisions in the thousand-page House version are special set-asides aimed at training “underrepresented” minorities in health care professions. The idea is th...
Quietly preparing to cull the herd.
You may have noticed that President and Leader For Life Obama is having a hissy fit trying to nationalize our health care system in the next few weeks. You may have noticed the seemingly ridiculous time table for such a huge project, and may even h...
Obama - antiChrist
For those of you who follow this sort of thing, and even for those of you who have seen “The Omen,” you know that one of the big problems with figuring out the identity of the antiChrist is the requirement that he be born in or around Eur...
