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COOK TO BANG

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Recipes to get you laid

Added on: Nov 20th, 2008
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Spencer
Listed in: Recipes
Tags: recipes humor sex food seduction aphrodisiacs

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CAPABLE MAPLE SQUASH

Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 01:31 in recipes, sex, Hot, Healthy, zucchini, food, kitchen, DIY, gourmet, Easy, aphrodisiac, recipe

Achieving goals comes down realizing you are capable of anything with enough effort, planning and luck. That is especially true when it comes to banging. Too many suckers assume they are incapable of pulling some prime tail because they’re not ...
STUFFED PEPPER PARTY

Posted on Thursday November 19th, 2009 at 01:31 in apple, recipes, sex, Healthy, Dogs, food, kitchen, DIY, gourmet, Easy, aphrodisiac, recipe

It’s time to throw down! The week ain’t over yet, but you’re leady to let the dogs out. Woof to the M-F’ing woof! I suggest you get funky in the kitchen rather than unleash potentially rabid beasts onto the populace. Sure it may not b...
CHARD ON EGGS

Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 01:31 in recipes, sex, Healthy, food, kitchen, DIY, gourmet, Easy, aphrodisiac, recipe, delicious, naked

Breakfast just gets my juices flowing if you catch my drift. And it’s not just because of morning wood. Eating something delicious and nourishing in the cold, dark hours of a new day puts in a good place. It’s not unlike morning sex. The co...
LICK MY ZUCCHINI STICK

Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 01:31 in sports, recipes, sex, zucchini, food, kitchen, DIY, gourmet, Easy, aphrodisiac, recipe, vegetarian

I’m not trying to be crass. It’s just an open invitation for your tongue. Do what you gotta, but the door is always open. This is for your benefit after all. Much like Christmas or Hanukkah, I get way more pleasure giving than receiving. ...
GOLDEN METEOR SHOWER

Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 02:42 in sex, food, kitchen, DIY, Universe, gourmet, Easy, recipe, stars, date, delicious, naked

For the uninitiated, tonight or more accurately, early tomorrow morning, November 17, 2009 the Leonid Meteor Shower will be on full display. Viewing times will vary depending on your location, but it will be past your bedtime (approx 11pm-4am). Spe...
OBSCENE TANGERINE DREAM SCALLOPS

Posted on Friday November 13th, 2009 at 01:31 in recipes, sex, china, virgin, food, kitchen, DIY, TiVo, asian, Chinese, gourmet, Easy

I dream a little dream every day. My dreams do not consist of me running in a field of daffodils holding hands with my pure-as-virgin-snow fiancé. There is no discussion of curtain rods and where to hang the menacing portrait of her father in ou...