Recent Posts Tagged With 'holiday stupidity'

• Stupidity and Waiting in Line after Christmas

  Posted on Saturday December 26th, 2009 at 20:51 in holiday stupidity

  Waiting in line at a department store on the day after Christmas is as natural an occurrence as quills on a porcupine. It is to be expected. Stupers (short, yet again, for unflinchingly stupid persons) do not comprehend this. They regard it as highl...

• Stupidity and New Year’s Resolutions

  Posted on Thursday January 1st, 2009 at 19:02 in positive stupidity, holiday stupidity

  Tradition dictates that many of us make New Year’s resolutions. As your resident stupidity specialist, I encourage you to add one vital and surprisingly reasonable, goal to your list to ensure that none of my dear, intelligent readers accidenta...

• Merry Christmas and No Stupidity

  Posted on Wednesday December 24th, 2008 at 12:46 in holiday stupidity

  I’d like to wish all of my dear readers the Merriest Christmas and the happiest of holidays! Please take the time to acknowledge the thinking, non-stupers (short for persons who actually exercise thought prior to speaking or acting) in your liv...

• No Stupidity in Sight

  Posted on Saturday December 13th, 2008 at 20:59 in positive stupidity, holiday stupidity

  ‘Twas a fortnight before Christmas when all through the city, lots of people were stirring with no sign of stupidity…. It’s rare, but true. Sometimes this happens. Like the Perseid meteor shower, a Pitt-Jolie-Aniston-free headline d...

• Stupidity, Thanksgiving and the Disinvited

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 17:19 in relative stupidity, holiday stupidity

  I have two sisters-in-law. Denice is thoughtful, kind and generous. Then there’s Naomi. Naomi invited Denice, her husband and adult daughter to Thanksgiving dinner. Then just as quickly, Naomi dissed them. By “dissed” I mean disinvi...

• Announcement of New Holiday Dishonoring Stupidity

  Posted on Tuesday November 11th, 2008 at 18:53 in plain old fashioned stupidity, holiday stupidity

  Patriotic Americans, unite! Let us ‘rally round the Flag, recognizing today as Veteran’s Day. (Dear readers, please stand during the remainder of this paragraph). Our veterans have earned the right to be recognized and praised. Their sacr...

• Stupidity Waits in Line

  Posted on Thursday December 27th, 2007 at 20:45 in well meaning stupidity, holiday stupidity

  Waiting in line at a department store on the day after Christmas is as natural an occurrence as quills on a porcupine. It is to be expected. Stupers (short, yet again, for unflinchingly stupid persons) do not comprehend this. They regard it as highly...

• Holiday Stupidity

  Posted on Saturday December 22nd, 2007 at 21:50 in plain old fashioned stupidity, holiday stupidity

  I’d like to acknowledge just a small sampling of thinking, non-stupers (short for persons who actually exercise thought prior to speaking or acting) that I come across over the course of a day lest you think I only tango with the inane: I just...