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And Towelhead Baby Makes 7
Angelina and Brad recently took a trip to Syria to visit refugees displaced by the Iraq conflict. Angie evidently saw something she liked because it's being reported that she has begun the process of adopting one of the poor sunburned victims of Geo...
It\'s Okay, Angie Would\'ve Healed Him
Brad Pitt was involved in a minor motorcycle accident on Saturday in L.A. Initial reports were that Brad was hit from behind by a pap, but we've since learned that Brad actually caused the accident himself when he hit a parked car while attempting t...
Famous People Care
Brad and Angie visited some orphans in Jordan at the invitation of Queen Noor. The orphans sang a song to distract Angie while Brad went off to give the Queen a quick poke. Fucking a queen was a step down from fucking the Empress of the Universe, b...
Her Favorite
Not sure why, but I always get the impression that Maddox is Angie's favorite. Of course we know she hates the blob. She probably hates the twins because they are also blobs, though she has been careful not to call them that. Zahara is basically B...
Studmuffins
"So Brad, do I have any shot at Angelina at all?""You'll have to get me out of the way first, sir.""That can be arranged you know.""Yeah? Can you also arrange to stop blowing your booze-breath in my face?""I like you Brad. I'm willing to do a swap....
Getting Worse
Brad Pitt's facial hair has reached code orange. Not a national emergency yet but getting close....
