Recent Posts Tagged With 'katy perry'

• No One Wants To See Them Anyway

  Posted on Tuesday October 20th, 2009 at 15:03 in lily allen, russell brand, katy perry

  While in Venice, Lily Allen evidently got high and staggered naked onto a hotel balcony. She was so stoned she didn't even realize someone was taking her picture. Her handler, or whoever that guy is, came out to cover her up before she embarrassed ...

• Kill Them

  Posted on Sunday October 18th, 2009 at 10:29 in russell brand, katy perry

  Part of me thinks they're only faking it for the cameras. Another part of me thinks they're doing it just to drive me completely fucking insane. Another part of me wants to be a 13-year-old baton-twirling West Virginia child-bride. I'm weird....

• Further Proof That They Are Lame

  Posted on Friday October 9th, 2009 at 14:50 in oscar wilde, jim morrison, russell brand, katy perry

  Sweat-swappin' sweethearts Katy Perry and Russell Brand took a trip to the famed Pere Lachaise cemetery to pay their respects to Jim Morrison. This is exactly what every phony idiot twat in the world does when they go to Paris. Don't these asshats ...

• Pure Evil

  Posted on Thursday October 8th, 2009 at 16:21 in God, Satan, russell brand, katy perry

  Dear God: I don't believe in you, but not believing in someone never stopped me from asking them for things before. So, I am asking you - no, begging you - to break up Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Your old nemesis Satan has brought these two toge...

• Who Was The Matchmaker? Satan?

  Posted on Wednesday October 7th, 2009 at 12:13 in Mike Huckabee, mischa barton, glenn beck, maggie gyllenhaal, michael lohan, russell brand, sarah palin, katy perry, carrie prejean

  I go to sleep all innocent as a lamb then wake up to discover that Russell Brand is chasing Katy Perry all over Europe. Now I may never sleep again!No, it's not a joke - Brand says he is in love with Perry and has even sent her a love poem. The Dai...

• Attention Whore

  Posted on Monday October 5th, 2009 at 11:31 in katy perry

  Some stars try to play it cool, but not Katy Perry. She loves having a camera in her face the same way fish love swimmin' in the sea, and doesn't even try to pretend otherwise. I guess this attitude could be considered refreshingly honest, were one...

• Useless And Uselesser

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 12:03 in John Mayer, kristin cavallari, kanye west, katy perry

  Question: Which of these useless women did John Mayer have sex with after the VMAs? Answer: Neither. He was too busy jerking off to a picture of himself in bed with Kanye West that he made with Photoshop.KANYE WEST THINKS THIS POST SUCKS BECAUSE I...