Recent Posts Tagged With 'kristen stewart'

• Mild Amusement

  Posted on Sunday November 8th, 2009 at 15:50 in kristen stewart, taylor swift, phil hartman, twilight, robert pattinson

  I got a small chuckle out of this Twilight parody trailer starring Taylor Swift as K-Stew (Swift wishes) and some SNL dude as Robert Pattinson if he were Frankenstein instead of a vampire. The afraid-of-fire thing is a retread of that old Phil Hartm...

• Creepy

  Posted on Sunday October 4th, 2009 at 11:35 in kristen stewart, robert pattinson

  The stalking of K-Stew and Pattinson is becoming creepy. Can't two crazy kids get bombed and fuck like animals without being hounded anymore?Oh, by the way, saw the New Moon trailer before Zombieland. Looks like a laugh riot. I will be missing it ...

• Too Cool For Those Fools

  Posted on Tuesday September 29th, 2009 at 15:26 in Drew Barrymore, eve, kristen stewart, juliette lewis, ellen page

  Note Ellen Page's unwillingness to indulge in the girlie, smiling merriment of her Whip It! co-stars. They're all acting like it's ladies night out and they've had a few fruity drinks and they're ready to watch some gay guys rip their clothes off. ...

• Vampiric Threesome

  Posted on Monday September 14th, 2009 at 11:13 in kanye west, joan jett, kristen stewart, taylor swift, twilight, taylor lautner, robert pattinson

  K-Stew, Pattinson and Taylor Lautner put in a little promotional appearance at the VMAs. Kanye West did not rush the stage in protest of a lack of black vampires in the Twilight movies. K-Stew was rocking a new variation on the short hair she's been ...

• Happy As Clams

  Posted on Thursday September 10th, 2009 at 11:57 in kristen stewart, robert pattinson

  K-Stew and Robert Pattinson take a moment on the set of Eclipse to smile and look like they're really into each other.I've resigned myself to the reality that K-Stew really is fucking that creep Pattinson. I just hope she doesn't catch anything. Go...