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Happy Vasectomy!
For the beloved man in your life. The one that inseminated you then sat back and watched as you birthed a watermelon-sized child from your tender pink lady bits. The one that said he was not going to have that vasectomy and “why don’t you...
Well This is the Creepiest Fecking Thing I Think I’ve Ever Seen.
baby michael jackson Originally uploaded by dietrich “mama! mama!” Reminds me of this episode from Family Guy: *snort* Subscribe to the comments for this post?Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUponTweet This!Share this...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, AMERICUS!
I got your turkey right here, betches. Watch out for the safety pins! {source} Subscribe to the comments for this post?Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUponTweet This!Share this on RedditShare this on FacebookShare this on LinkedinA...
And then I bleached my retinas…
Whether you’ve been to a strip club or not, I’m sure you can imagine what those ladies can do with a stripper pole. All that upper body strength? Leg wrapping techniques? Uh. Nevermind. Hey, mommy? What’s on your necklace?! “...
Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey in the Gel
Because it’s decorative gourd season, motherf*ckers. {source} Subscribe to the comments for this post?Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUponTweet This!Share this on RedditShare this on FacebookShare this on LinkedinAdd this to Go...
Painting in the nude
There’s only ONE thing that could be even more excruciatingly awkward than this photo: unintentionally taking this dude home from the bar one night. Dare you to try it. Buy this painting. Hang it over your couch and then search out Mister Lova...
