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Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars

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Political rants, sports, TV, money, cars, and general nonsense

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  • The crazy night nurse strikes again

    Posted on Sunday November 15th, 2009 at 10:48

    Regular readers know about ny crazy night nurse. She woke me up one time at 2 a.m. for my 4 a.m. pickup for dialysis. Another time she woke me up at 2 to make sure I wanted to get up at 3;30.Well Friday she struck again.My wake up time is 3:30 a.m. (...

  • Groping nurses and more

    Posted on Friday November 13th, 2009 at 10:29

    As most of you know, September was a Dilodin filled month. I spent most of it sleeping and hallucinatting.Or so I thought.According to Mrs. Crotchety, and my doctor, both fairly credible sources, I had taken some nurse and refused to let her go.I ask...

  • So much great blog fodder

    Posted on Wednesday November 11th, 2009 at 17:53

    So much to say, I hope to have more days when I feel well enough to sit up and blog.I hope to visit everyone's blogs soon. I've gone to a few over the last couple ofdays.Because of my drain bamage I have trouble reading longer posts because I forget ...

  • In Support of Adult Diapers

    Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 07:28

    I have been diapered for a few weeks, and to be honest, I'm enjoying them.I'm sure most of youse still buy in to the "Big Boxer" Cartel or are under the spell of the "Tighty Whitey" Syndicate.I'm here to tell you of the joy of adult diapers. Yes, fri...

  • The Floodgates Are Open

    Posted on Tuesday October 27th, 2009 at 08:32

    Yesterday I set a record for the rehab center, 6 poops on one shift. Yea me.Two qualified as mega pooooooooops.So today, I took a chance with solid food, sausage and pancakes. The pancakes are a speciality here as they are crunchy.Don't ask.Because m...

  • Important poop update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted on Sunday October 25th, 2009 at 09:43

    You know this is important because of all the exclamation points.Yesterday, after the Fleet arrived, there was still no movement.Then, while cleaning me up, the aide tried to help, erm, "manually."Yes it did hekp because it appears my butt had Been a...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 4.97 out of a possible 5 based on 38 comments.

kimminentdanger

5 stars Kim Shannon

Hysterical!!! :) :) :)

Posted: May 28th, 2009 | More Reviews From kimminentdanger | Report This Comment

WoFat

5 stars Jack W.

What's wrong with yelling at cars? Shows a free spirit.

Posted: March 11th, 2009 | More Reviews From WoFat | Report This Comment

captainobvious22

5 stars Fred Smithson

He sure is -- crotchety. And he yells at more than cars. And it's damn funny.

Posted: February 23rd, 2009 | More Reviews From captainobvious22 | Report This Comment

harleyblues

5 stars christina giannoni

I Love the Ol Man, he is Beatlelicious & hella funny..lol

Posted: February 15th, 2009 | More Reviews From harleyblues | Report This Comment

mylavishlife

5 stars ish

Great Blog to visit and read everyday

Posted: February 3rd, 2009 | More Reviews From mylavishlife | Report This Comment

writermappy

5 stars Mary Ann

Great read.. a nice way to exercise the muscles on your face as you continue to smile yourself silly.. I'm such a weak copycat of the New York Times reviewers guild but you get the point. :D

Posted: January 27th, 2009 | More Reviews From writermappy | Report This Comment

johnsbay

5 stars Kevin John

Crotchety old man is the best way to relax after you've been almost driven off the road coming home from work.

Posted: December 22nd, 2008 | More Reviews From johnsbay | Report This Comment

Adullamite

5 stars Graham

What can be said about this blog that hasn't been said before?
Nothing!
So go read what has been said before and save me writing it again!

Posted: November 12th, 2008 | More Reviews From Adullamite | Report This Comment

pinklatex

5 stars pinklatexblog

Your blog is so much fun!

Posted: October 12th, 2008 | More Reviews From pinklatex | Report This Comment

SkyeWolf

5 stars Skye B.

I just love Joe's blog, it is so hilarious! Always fresh material, and funny. You should have been a comedian, you would have made the BIG bucks...

When I am feeling down, this is the blog I go read to bring myself up.
Thanks for all the laughs, Skye

Posted: September 20th, 2008 | More Reviews From SkyeWolf | Report This Comment

canubapartofmylife

5 stars Lauren

He's funny and smart as a whip! And one of my favorite people!!!!!! Go Yankees.

Posted: September 6th, 2008 | More Reviews From canubapartofmylife | Report This Comment

wigwam2theorem

5 stars Albert

Hilarious! I am definitely gonna be spending lots of time reading it.

Posted: August 17th, 2008 | More Reviews From wigwam2theorem | Report This Comment

ram002

5 stars ram002

You have a nice blog.

Posted: August 8th, 2008 | More Reviews From ram002 | Report This Comment

HawgWyld

5 stars Ethan C. Nobles

Absolutely love visiting this thing. It's not just funny, but damned funny (which, of course, is the highest form of funny). Go visit. Do it now.

Posted: August 1st, 2008 | More Reviews From HawgWyld | Report This Comment

thadsta

5 stars Thaddeus Stanley

your blog makes me smile

Posted: July 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From thadsta | Report This Comment

magnamatt

5 stars The Hypocritcal one....

Crotchety must be a synonym for funny--cuz he is.

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From magnamatt | Report This Comment

LOBO

5 stars LOBO

Tough on umbrella hats, but strangely still good.

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From LOBO | Report This Comment

chatblanc

5 stars chatblanc (aka Sandy)

You just can't beat Crotchety's funny posts! He's one of my blogging idols. AND, he's a super nice guy! Thanks for all you do Joe!!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From chatblanc | Report This Comment

lot2learn

5 stars Rob

I am glad I found your blog. I will be back for more.

Posted: July 18th, 2008 | More Reviews From lot2learn | Report This Comment

crpitt

5 stars Claire

This blog greatly amuses me, I pole vault through it laughing all the way :)

Posted: July 17th, 2008 | More Reviews From crpitt | Report This Comment

Anok

5 stars Anok

Crotchety Old Man's blog is coffee on your computer screen funny. It should come with a warning tag, but he'd probably rip it off just to screw with you. It gets a ten from me.

Posted: July 16th, 2008 | More Reviews From Anok | Report This Comment

ThriftShopRomantic

5 stars Jenn Thorson

From being stalked by Nature (okay, turtles and squirrels and stuff-- but SCARY turtles and squirrels)...

To hospital visits with hilarity...

And a strange Richard Simmons love-hate relationship...

the Crotchety One shares his offbeat-- and very funny-- view of life. Prepare to laugh, gasp, be horrified and probably learn more than you ever imagined about adult diapers.

Posted: July 11th, 2008 | More Reviews From ThriftShopRomantic | Report This Comment

Jeunelle

5 stars Jeunelle Foster

One of the funniest blogs I've come across. Hilarious
Thanks for making me laugh. Nice job on your site.

Posted: June 29th, 2008 | More Reviews From Jeunelle | Report This Comment

TheLostNews

5 stars Chris

very entertaining...

Posted: June 28th, 2008 | More Reviews From TheLostNews | Report This Comment

JunkDrawer

5 stars Kathy Frederick

Excellent story-teller and hilarious! Surprised I didn't find this blog sooner, but really glad I did now! Easy to get sucked in.

Posted: June 22nd, 2008 | More Reviews From JunkDrawer | Report This Comment

offendedblogger

5 stars offendedblogger

This is definitely one of my favorite blogs, and is in my top 5 list of 'must reads'. A perfect 10. :)

Posted: June 21st, 2008 | More Reviews From offendedblogger | Report This Comment

mariamichelle

5 stars Mariamichelle

Whenever I feel down and need a good laugh, I come see what Crotchety has to say. BTW, he's not all that crotchety :)

Posted: June 21st, 2008 | More Reviews From mariamichelle | Report This Comment

pumpkinpie7365

5 stars coldcitydweller

I love your blog. And I'm not like Eve. I don't think you should worry about only having really short posts, unless you only want people who read short posts. I like how you mix it up and have a good variety of topics and lengths and everything. (unlike my blog at the moment!)Keep it up!

Posted: June 5th, 2008 | More Reviews From pumpkinpie7365 | Report This Comment

OutsideMyBrain

5 stars OutsideMyBrainAgain

@Crotchety Old Man: You have a wild sense of humor, which is amusing given your screen name. Keep up the great posts.

@You the Reader: You must check out this site. You will be amused and thoroughly informed at the same time.

Posted: May 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From OutsideMyBrain | Report This Comment

jan4insight

5 stars Jan Burch

I like your blog, and I hope you like mine. You may read it any time you want; although I don't post every day I do try for once or twice a week. Also, I left a comment on your blog - see if you can find it.

Posted: May 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From jan4insight | Report This Comment

Arcticulates

5 stars Arcticulates

Very funny, yet informative at the same time. Just how do you do it? I found it easy to navigate and easy on the eye. Great Blog, and Blog name. I would highly recommend it, and will be back to keep my eye on that ole' man and see what he is up to! :)

Posted: May 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From Arcticulates | Report This Comment

thoughtsofg

5 stars G

Good stuff, informative and sometimes amusing posts. Read this or a rubber chicken will come after you with a spatula. :)

Posted: May 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From thoughtsofg | Report This Comment

ShadowCrystal

5 stars Shadow Crystal

Interesting and informative... also a new favourite.

Posted: May 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From ShadowCrystal | Report This Comment

srinidhilv

5 stars Nidhi

A wide variety of topics commented upon in a wonderful manner.. definitely worth reading.. not just once but several times over...

Posted: May 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From srinidhilv | Report This Comment

Medgirleve

4 stars Eve Arnold

Hi Old man :) (Funny tittle by the way) Ok, Just as a disclaimer, I don't sugar coat things. I like being honest because I wouldn't want someone else to be hipocritical about me, so here it is. Your site is hilarius by the way. Just one tiny glitch. Even though the content is good, for someone with ADD like me and most americans, you would lose me about half way through your post. I think,(speaking from a personal point of view) most people are drawn to graphics and pictures (which is what draws attention to your posts). Bottom line, keep it short and simple (simple stupid). With that being said, guess it's only fair you review my site. Please rate it, and leave a comment or two :)

Posted: May 16th, 2008 | More Reviews From Medgirleve | Report This Comment

Nicole10112

5 stars Nicole

great blog. I will make sure to check it out everyday!!!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 | More Reviews From Nicole10112 | Report This Comment

BennyGreenberg

5 stars Benny Greenberg

Ohhh this is great - other than the Pro-Yankees thing - I love this place and will be back often for more!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 | More Reviews From BennyGreenberg | Report This Comment

heidityann

5 stars Heidi Cudnik

Interesting and pertinent. I will be back for more.

Posted: May 10th, 2008 | More Reviews From heidityann | Report This Comment

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